I understand what you want but..

@flyingsquirrel25 one of my not so finest moments dealing with what I refer to as "personal space invaders" was when a lady would not stop giving me lip about the noise I was making all day (now it's about 3pm). I couldn't take it anymore after trying to be nice so I told her if you wanna be the only person on the planet then move to Mars. Co worker was dying laughing which may not have helped
 
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But you are going to make money selling the wood from my tree! Are we looking at the same tree? Do you see the rotted ass poplar before us, or do we need to find you a pair of glasses. I'll leave it right here for you and provide you with someone to look at it and maybe buy it from you! MORONS!

Grrr.
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My favorite reply, which I got on here, wood for me is like snow for an Eskimo.

I'll drop it - you dry it, cut it, stack it, then sell it.




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I've had the groundie stack brush blocking the doorway to stop the pesky homeowners from getting out their back doorway.

Also love the neighbor who wants us to bring the wood 3 doors down to their house for free.

Reminds me - A couple years back a hoarder neighbor asked for the wood - we dumped 2 tons of 8' long round in between between his junk piles in his front lawn - it is still there and rotting


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When they change their mind on the "no haul" option after seeing the sea of debris filling their back yard - doh!

Now it's gonna cost you TWICE as much as the original quote for disposal, or your husband and uncle can spend their next five Sundays dealing with the mess we just made.
 
Lady gives me a 15 minute speech on how she read on the Internet the correct way to prune a tree then chimes in immediately after I make the first cut on an ornamental cherry in a super condescending tone, "well, I could have done that!" Took all my self control to not just turn around and hand her the pruners and say "then why the fuck am I here?"

Way the hell out on the end of a Sugar Maple limb, meticulously deadwooding and reducing weight off said limb with my hand saw. Neighbor walks by "are you cutting that tree down?" Previously mentioned self control kicks in again to avoid saying "yes, in the most inefficient way possible!"
 
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