I hate tree climbers

[tomthetreeman]

....that I have ever been a part of!

Hahahahaha! Classic!

 

[Oroboros]

Represent!

Namaste.

 

[sherwood7]

I also love people who used to climb trees. Sales, management, etc..
Somehow they were better than anyone who is climbing currently. Its really to bad the best guys our industry has ever seen haven't climbed a tree in years...(not trying to put down guys who were actually badass. u know who u are)

 

[kstreehuggerco]

For the record, My ground dawgs have a 55 gallon drum of whoop ass locked, cocked and ready to rock for the wisenhiemer who starts a "I hate groundies" thread. Just sayin.

 

[wyoclimber]

You guys hurt my feelers.
I'm telling Mom.

 

[monkeylove]

I'm an arborist......Blank stares.
I climb trees for a living.....Blank stares.
I cut trees.....Ohhhhhhhhhh! Isn't that kinda dangerous?
I NEED ANOTHER DOUBLE OVER HERE!

As a rec climber I don't even get that far
I'm a Toolmaker......So you make hammers and wrenches?
No actually my specialty is left handed screwdrivers.......Cool
What I really enjoy is climbing tree on my free time......Blank stares....why?
Good exercise, great views, fun to do.......Blank stares.....Ha you're kidding me, you almost had me

 

[BigWood]

As a rec climber I don't even get that far
I'm a Toolmaker......So you make hammers and wrenches?
No actually my specialty is left handed screwdrivers.......Cool
What I really enjoy is climbing tree on my free time......Blank stares....why?
Good exercise, great views, fun to do.......Blank stares.....Ha you're kidding me, you almost had me

I can't even start to figure out where your thought process went off the rails. I thought rec climbers were an urban legend, like sasquatch and Mark Chisholm secretly hates canada therefore no rigging, rescue and crane seminars north of the border. Wink wink nudge nudge.

 

[Stihlmadd]

C'mon Bigwood , not my fault you quoted the job from the work ute in the dark from the kerb, sure I am going to piss a little vinegar when you only gave me one groundsman and didn't see the electricity wires running hard through the main stem that are live and forgot to ask the customer to move that junk out of the way and tell them to pick up all of those dog droppings please before we start.
Not my fault you only allowed three hours for this job and quoted it so tight anyways that there was no room for error, Hey next time how about you get off your big ol' backside and get the job done right the first time then I could be out there making you some real dosh.....just saying!...
Ooh and if you don't mind could I please have some more rigging line someone seems to have cut this one..no I don't know who ..yes probably Mr Nobody again bossman...no I am not being smart with you,
I just want some more rope Ok?

 

[tuttle]

A bucket truck is an inanimate object, this is getting personal, not that I give a toss, most whine up a tree because they are secretly scared, the rest just get on with it, and drag the brash too.

 

[Tom Dunlap]

KS,

YOu might consider getting a couple more barrels...in case that thread starts!

 

[BigWood]

C'mon Bigwood , not my fault you quoted the job from the work ute in the dark from the kerb, sure I am going to piss a little vinegar when you only gave me one groundsman and didn't see the electricity wires running hard through the main stem that are live and forgot to ask the customer to move that junk out of the way and tell them to pick up all of those dog droppings please before we start.
Not my fault you only allowed three hours for this job and quoted it so tight anyways that there was no room for error, Hey next time how about you get off your big ol' backside and get the job done right the first time then I could be out there making you some real dosh.....just saying!...
Ooh and if you don't mind could I please have some more rigging line someone seems to have cut this one..no I don't know who ..yes probably Mr Nobody again bossman...no I am not being smart with you,
I just want some more rope Ok?

Tree climbers from OZ are ok as long as they STAY in OZ!

 

[Stihlmadd]

you won't smell me from 'ere mate!

 

[wyoclimber]

It's that damn Vegemite.

 

[Stihlmadd]

show me another food group that doubles as axle grease

 

[JeffGu]

show me another food group that doubles as axle grease

Hmm... you're right....

Although, Cheez Whiz makes a pretty decent caulk for filling cracks in concrete.

 

[BigWood]

Hmm... you're right....

Although, Cheez Whiz makes a pretty decent caulk for filling cracks in concrete.

He said he uses caulk for filling cracks, hehehehe.

 

[JeffGu]

Thanks, Beavis.

 

[tomthetreeman]

He said caulk.

 

[treegongfu]

Don't put your cheese whiz caulk in the wrong vegemite bot ole.

 

[Mangoes]

People gettin' real punchy 'round here - yep.....there's a full moon.