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Guilty Pleasures
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TreeCo
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TreeCo
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Been here much more than a while
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- My Island, WA
Workin for one of these perm dudes on Thursday. Hate to admit that I’ve always liked this song.
JeffGu
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- Osceola, Nebraska
I confess to having that album. Seems like, however, that if I do buy music the artists will immediately die a tragic and/or horrible death within a week, or the band will break up and sue each other.
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No words
cerviarborist
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- Florida, USA
This dialogue took place yesterday on a worksite where I was collecting field data to prepare a mitigation plan to offset construction/demolition damage to a protected tree on the site with an active osprey nest in it.
(Demolition contractor-the guy who just bulldozed roots of the protected tree, while gesturing at my penetrometer, dripping with sarcasm): "Maybe I should buy one to carry around so I’ll look smarter.”
Me: “Buy two.”
(Demolition contractor-the guy who just bulldozed roots of the protected tree, while gesturing at my penetrometer, dripping with sarcasm): "Maybe I should buy one to carry around so I’ll look smarter.”
Me: “Buy two.”
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Been here much more than a while
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- My Island, WA
“No matter how far I shoved this up your ... I still wouldn’t hit your brains”
JeffGu
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- Osceola, Nebraska
I like to save big money at Menards. I immediately cut all the tags off of a new mattress. I like to randomly pick out a carbonated beverage at the Stop 'N Rob and shake the hell out of it and set it back in the cooler. I once drank a light beer, and liked it. I have an outdoor cat that follows me around, meowing constantly and jumping up on things trying to get me to pick him up.... and I haven't twisted his furry little head off. I will occassionally eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich. I like to park in the loading zone spots and then go in and shop for three hours. If the UPS guy just throws my shit up on the porch, I wait until he's halfway back to his truck, then I sic the dog on him. Sometimes I let 40 lbs. of crap pile up in my Post Office box, and wait 3 weeks before I go in and get it, and there will be three keys in there because there was so much stuff they had to put it in those lockers. I like to put a little baby powder in the envelopes when I pay the bills, so they think I sent them some weapons grade anthrax. I like to mix some powdered iron in with wax and make candles shaped like a gun, then slip them into people's carry-on luggage at the airport. I voted for Hillary. I ordered a headstone shaped like a urinal, just to save people some trouble when they go to the cemetary to piss on my grave. I once shot a man for putting those big, nasty, red kidney beans in something he was trying to pass off as chili. If I see somebody passed out at a party, I like to tie their shoelaces to the legs of the chair before I leave.
I can't really tell you the bad stuff, because then I'd have to kill you.
I can't really tell you the bad stuff, because then I'd have to kill you.
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- My Island, WA
Did this till I puked once, no more for me, the aftermath was horrible. Granted it was half a big jar of Adams
RopeShield
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- Ontario, Canada
Burrapeg
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- Puget Sound
If you have a neighbor with a dog that barks constantly, you can throw the dog a big, thick peanut butter sandwich to shut it up. Hilarious to watch it try to bark afterwards.
TreeCo
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