Fu*%face Von Clownstick

[Boomslang]

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions"

Trump Might Have to Ask Foes Like Trudeau for Emergency Eggs as Prices Soar

In his first month as president, Donald Trump has alienated some of the the country’s biggest trading partners and closest allies. Now, he might have to crawl back to them—hat in hand—to ask for eggs. As the price of eggs skyrockets due to the ongoing bird flu crisis, the Trump administration is...

www.yahoo.com

 

[bobs yeruncle]

ok the naked corruption is pretty ridiculous. X the everything country

 

[Boomslang]

I'm shocked that the world's richest person, a man who appears to have unchecked authority over government spending, would be advocating for his own selfish interests. Absolutely SHOCKED!

 

[Matias]

I'm shocked that the world's richest person, a man who appears to have unchecked authority over government spending, would be advocating for his own selfish interests. Absolutely SHOCKED!

It's only because he is right about absolutely everything. How dare you critisize the greatest genius of this or any other time.

 

[Stumpsprouts]

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oh. well there are winners and losers

Seems like the conservatives here are just taking a few days to contemplate why their taxes are going to be raised and why it’s some minority’s fault or something. No way to spin this tax bill. Allow for your minds to be changed. They are screwing us over so hard.

 

[Boomslang]

Fuck you Elon. I'm richer.

 

[Boomslang]

You know what? He's right. 49th parallel just doesn't have a nice ring to it. Why don't we knock it down to the 47th in honour of the great president. We'll even call it the Trump Line.

White House official threatens to redraw Canadian border

Peter Navarro is pushing negotiators to discuss reworking country’s boundaries, The Telegraph can reveal

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[rico]

Now I'm officially pissed!

Why are coffee prices rising in the U.S.?

Consumers still coping with high food costs face scalding hot coffee prices, with retail costs up 75% in recent years.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Boomslang]

Zelensky looking like he's had enough of dealing with toddlers.

 

[TreeCo]

Putin has his eye on those rare earth metals, too.

Maybe Trump will make out better trying to extort them from Russia.

 

[Tuebor]

Someone needs to kick Vance in the balls.

 

[Boomslang]

Someone needs to kick Vance in the balls.

He'd have to have them to begin with.

 

[evo]

Castration anxiety - Wikipedia

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[Boomslang]

Wow, so embarrassed to be an American today, Vance is somehow almost worse than Trump.

Vance is completely spineless. Without orange daddy he's nothing.

 

[evo]

Vance is completely spineless. Without orange daddy he's nothing.

They all like tugging on each others strings.

 

[Boomslang]

They all like tugging on each others strings.

It's not strings they're tugging on....

 

[surveyor]

Has anyone mentioned the Budapest Memorandum of 1994?

 

[Tuebor]

H.R.792

 

[Boomslang]

H.R.792

Republicans: "We're going to cut government waste and overspending."

Also Republicans: "Let's carve a giant face in a cliff!"

 

[treebing]

Ordered this book so I can teach my kids how our monarchy works. Written by our esteemed FBI director.