Fight to the death

Re: boston killed it

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It's almost here. I'm going to sneak up on you like a fat kid taking the last cookie, quiet and with purpose, and then I'll strike.



Or


I'm might just come guns blazing, radio cranked up to the theme of rockie blasting out my windows, true Philly style.


It's on. And none of your tci friends are gonna be there to save you

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DUDE! Do the second one. That would be so cool!

Whatever happens, I do hope someone tapes this shin dig.
I have been back and forth in my mind as to who the winner will be so many times im dizzy. I wish you both the best of luck. Even though EZ and I shared special moments that changed my life forever, I like you just as much Marc. I geuss the perfect scenerio for me would be as Marc suggested, Rocky style. Both of you enter the ring and joke about good times as you circle the ring, sofly shadow boxing.
Suddenly, and in unision, you both lash out with right hooks, catching eachother on the cheeks. Credits roll
Perfect ending. Im not making the Fall Climb. It makes me sob...and I have been in a deap depression ever since I came to reality. Geezers is where I have to allocate my resources since those old fogies could keel over at any moment. Plenty of Fall climbs in the future Ill bet. Id rather wait a couple of years so I can climb with Climber anyways.
Booya
 
Re: boston killed it

bah!!! It better be over after this fall climb. You already met and disappointed a few in the crowd. When they talk about a fight to the death, they are talking about drinking to either can't stand up anymore and needs to be dragged home.

Will this thread ever end?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Good luck FT.
 
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When they talk about a fight to the death, they are talking about drinking to either can't stand up anymore and needs to be dragged home.


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Even though you don't look too smart, you are observant.



SZ
 
Re: boston killed it

psh...I wouldn't be throwing stones unless you live in a concrete house which from my point of view you don't. punk..........
 
Re: boston killed it

The fight to the death was anticlimactic to say the least. An awkwardly long man-hug was the full extent of the hand to hand combat. The rest of the fight included icy stares, public ridiculing, pulling of fingers to induce flatulence...pretty weak stuff.



Turns out we get along just fine in person. My mother-in-law thinks he looks like a caveman. I thought that was pretty funny. But overall, it looks like this whole thing was one big ruse.




SZ
 
Fight to the DEATH!

Now that stephans mother in law has called off our relationship (long distance relationships are very difficult people. I'm suprised it lasted this long, thank god for camera phones and provocative, slightly down angled photographs). The fight shall continue.

New lines have been drawn, new sides picked. I expect Boston to be pulling for me this time around. I passed his sick ritual of drowning a puppy and a bunny infront of children everytime "Husain" speaks of changing the world for the better. JDS is sadly missing. No doubt that either she has finaly been raped and killed by Boston or she is in seclusion following the court ordered restraining order placed on BB. I'll miss you JDS. You did the tightest braids these lovely locks of awesome have ever seen.

I am interested to see if blinky remebers who's side he is on, if this ever actually happened and I'm interested to see if he won't the battle with nick at night to show both murder she wrote and mattlock at the 630pm time slot (nothing like falling asleep to the soothing voice of ol' Angela Lansbury and Andy Griffith right blink. I signed the petition you sent me, I believe anyone that has fought for my freedom in both world wars deserves to watch the programing he desires. I know things have been hard since your 1957 corvette tape rewinder chewed up the remains of your last episodes but stand strong my friend)

For those of you still on the fence, let me assure you, I am still beautiful, my hair has grown even longer, I could cover the heads of most of these balding bass tards on Treebuzz but my ultimate goal, other than look like a Minotaur, is to grow it long enough to make a noose out of it, a noose of justice and freedom, and to hang stephan Zimmerman for the pain he has caused everyone. I'm here for the people. I'm here to protect the future. I'm here to kick some a$$ and I ask you to join me. It won't be easy, stephan has a few strong suprising supporters and a spell check, but I assure victory and a free t shirt if you join my side.
 
Re: Fight to the DEATH!

You're an idiot. It was a '67 Chevelle and my favorite Buffalo Springfield 8-track!

...and Angela Lansbury was a great actor... Andy Griffith, eyhh, not so much.






Is that gonna be a wicking t-shirt?
 
Re: Fight to the DEATH!

Yes. Yes it will be a moisture wicking. Things are starting to pick up a bit business wise so now I have a few bucks extra to put into my clothing company. All small batch print, awkward print location, tree related. I will not print more than 25 of the same color combo of design and shirt.

Okay. Self whoreing is done. Back to the topic at hand.
 
Re: Fight to the DEATH!

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Back to the topic at hand.

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Oh. My. God.



I thought we were done with this mess, but obviously someone doesn't understand that when the stronger, more dominant male forces the smaller, longer haired male to scream "Stephan is the master! Marc is a pile of mashed up azzholes" while the stronger, more dominant male performs the intricate ritual of Chinese Finger torture on the smaller, longer haired male's chest plate, that this is over.


Guess what I did with that Kolibri Multislide harness you sent me so that I wouldn't really kick your azz when you came down for the Fall Climb? That's right....not climb in it.

Mostly that has to do with all the sh*tty weather recently, but also because when I think about your stupid face, I want to puke up all of my insides, and that makes for an unenjoyable climb. I'll stick with my Sequoia thank you very much.


Marc, the sad truth is that you have no friends. No allies. No prospects. I have 12mm laminate flooring on nearly 1500 square feet of my modular home. What kind of floor do you have? Probably carpet.


You really don't want to start this up again do you? I hate you so much Marc. If you are the future of Treebuzz Comedy, then I want Dr. Kevorkian.


SZ
 
Re: Fight to the DEATH!

I wrote up another reply, but it was only because I was so hot about you reviving this thread. I had to delete it, and give this response.




Suffice to say: I hate your guts.


SZ
 
Re: Fight to the DEATH!

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Thanks guys, I needed that.

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You are officially on notice, Jesse.



This thread was dead, where it needed to be. Now all I can think about is how crappy Marc's life is when compared to mine, which totally sucks for him, but it makes me feel good.


Marc is one of those giant rubber throwballs. I am a Harrison Rocket. Just better all around.


SZ
 
Re: Fight to the DEATH!

You're not better all around, just bigger all around, and I don't mean where it counts either. That's why you don't wear the kolibri and, let's be honest, you don't exactly wear the sequia either.
 
Re: Fight to the DEATH!

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You're not better all around, just bigger all around,

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It's a sign that I am successful. Read about success at Wikipedia. You might be surprised that success involves being awesome like me, and spelling correctly.



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That's why you don't wear the kolibri and, let's be honest, you don't exactly wear the sequia either.

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Oh now you want to be honest? Honestly, what hurts me is the fact that you will never be able to be the 6PM-9PM father that I am. I am honestly afraid for your spawn. Without three hours of quality daddy/offspring time for your child, most likely we will be looking at another generation of paint-huffing Powells.


SZ
 
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