Fight to the death

Re: Sissy fight

Please do not disrupt this thread by letting the nonsense from that thread spill over here. EZP is using that as a distraction for FT. He was eating a pizza pocket and drinking PBR while watching Simone` train for the WWTC. I called him and told him the only way to get a bikini shot of JDS, and continue to offend Jersey girl was to train, he shouted something about prison sex to team FT dropped and did sit-ups until he puked. I only counted one but it was an excellent start. I am proud of my husky amigo. No, Really I am.
 
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I think for the Chicago ITCC I am going to set up a tent, and charge admission to see me in a bikini. Photo ops will be available for an extra charge. Jesus. That can be my money making scheme for climbing goodies. Let's see, I need a new rope, some gladiators, and an aw hoodie. Wonder if I could make $500?

To keep the integrity and beauty of the thread, I will add the following:

Team FT is the greatest, I love wearing lilac and following a midget into battle. Though for the speeches he has to stand on a ladder, he is beautiful, desirable, all women want him and all men want to be him.

Team EZ will never knew what hit them, they will be too busy debating politics amongst themselves to realize that sh!t is going down. Maybe team FT will catch them while they are napping, after a long krispey kreme bullsh!tting session. Marc will be moving in to take out the loud mouthed, lead fingered leader, while I am sharpening my knives to take out the number one Masshole. Dylan, the Canadian who secretly wants to join the team will be watching in awe. The rest of team FT will help clean up the blood splattered tiles, and then we will all gather to celebrate our victory with a large bonfire/weinie roast, dancing while cloaked only in the blood of our enemies. There should probably be a keg involved too.
 
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By definition, if I am there it could hardly be a sword fight.

What is with team EZ's followers multiplying the bunnies? Guess I need to turn on the feminine charm to persuade more people to come to the side of good, instead of evil.
 
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By definition, if I am there it could hardly be a sword fight.

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Nah the strap on you have in your undie draw for FT, will make you a sword fighter too.
 
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Well Sh@t I think its about time I picked a side. Its not hard for me to pick one. Make that one more for team FT. See you at the EXPO EZ. I plan on bringing a little Phillies bat to finish ya off with.
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JDS, I too love to wear lilac...my wife says only cool guys can wear feminine colours. The novelty of watching an indignant dwarf charge into battle with a soprano war cry really fires me up, and I can see the obvious advantage of being able to hide in places EZ wouldn't expect, like a beer fridge.

If you promise to draw a flawless picture of 'Hussein' onto BB's chest with his own blood after you have carved him up like a Thanksgiving turkey, then I'll join team FT...But I have one condition...
 
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It seems that the previous highbrow sharp and acerbic tone of our prospective combatants has been well and truely softened through quasi-homo erotic innuendo....only to be re-crystalysed in the shock wave energy from JDS's suggestion of scantily clad private art photo sessions.


Am I reading this right???

Sword fights....and little Phillies bats....hmmmmm
somewhat reminiscent of Noel Cowards less than famous song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7TbA2fk4X0
 
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My question, for all, is what is so damn interesting about some random girl in a bikini? I was making a joke about the booth, sean, because it seems that so many men are obsessed. Yes, I do own a bikini. Two in fact. I know that if you type the words "hot girls in bikinis" into the google images bar you would probably find numerous pics of women who are younger, haven't had a baby, and are very eager to get recognition from only their bodies. Me, I only wanted to keep my anonimity, and match wits with the guys. It is much more fun if you don't have a clue what I look like scantly clan, because if by some chance some of you consider me "hot", then I don't get conversation like one of the guys. I get stupid pick up lines and an angry sponse.

I am a female, this much is true. I am in decent shape from climbing, though it has rained so much and I have been so busy it hasn't been easy to climb in a while. I also have a nasty temper and a sh!t load of tattoos. I am married to a man who is incredibly hot, and he likes me (for the most part) just the way I am.

So if you want to see me, in the flesh to judge whether I am "hot", you can either show up to the midwest TCC, maybe charlotte TCC in april, or sign up for Bio 122 at missouri state. Other than that, you are SOL.

Now stop treating me like a piece of meat.
 
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I got the joke JDS, I would certainly like to treat you as if you were both intelligent and hot, areas I sadly fail in regularly.

To recap then my point was really that the steam seemed to have gone out of the pre-fight weigh in...I wish to hear more about the training regime that has EZ loosing his lunch after one attempted situp, or just why hairy midgets on ladders might ever be considered more than just elevated hobbits?

Do fish fear FT and women desire him, or is it the other way round....does EZ really have a one inch punch, or is that a typo?
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holy hell, and i thought i was just being funny

JDS your banter fills the void (and more) left by FT's mysterious absence from this thread. no i don't think of you as a piece of meat and fwiw i'll withdraw my aforementioned (apparently ill-advised) requisite regarding my potential partisanship. the blood picture will do, especially because it will be on that mortifyingly mundane masshole. sean, i wish i had your vocabulary, im pretty sure i understood what you just said, but then again...next time i do an arborist report, im gonna take all the pics, describe the scene and email it all to you so you can put it oh so eloquently.

maybe i'll wear the bikini
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You bet you a@@ that the portrait will be drawn, as per your request.

What is the condition?

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Go F yourself!


Ill be @ TCI if yuo wanna tangle, or any of you other marxist, socialist, wussies!
 
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This thread is about being ignorant, calling names, and NOT getting offended. Some long winded post about how my feelings were hurt, doesnt fit here.

And for the record its typed with a sarcastic flare to it, as always.

The intranets are fun, and FAKE!
 
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