deep thoughts

[cashmoneytreeboy]

trees do not need pruning ,,, people need pruning,,,

 

[tomthetreeman]

what is ',,,?'

And what in the world are you referencing, man? ,,,'''""":::,,,?


,,,?,,,

 

[TLHamel]

I was supposed to get a haircut tonight but I missed my appointment.

 

[BostonBull]

Christian!

Wondering where you been!? Hows the farms?

Still working with All Tree Service?

 

[Riggs]

wow thats deep ! ok , just for you , say your right . How would you prune us ?( we've been pruned) Get a shovel , lets get deeper . Nah , forget that get a backhoe , lets get real deep . Some of us reach an age where we need some thinning , some of us (people , remember we're deep here ) lose a leg to illness or arm ( usually the leg though) . Then what , cosmetics.. ( backhoe deep) lip osuction , facelift , etc.., now we're pruning . Think about it ( not real deep ) you get more money to prune a human than you do a tree . Someone pruned the sh*t out of Michael Jackson , count his rings . I've seen pruned trees live longer than that . I think they even used spikes on him ( his arm).

 

[Gord]

Below my window the wakening trees,
Hacked clean for better bearing, stand defaced
Suffering their brute necessities;
And how should the flesh not quail, that span for span
Is mutilated more? In slow distaste
I fold my towel with what grace I can,
Not young, and not renewable, but man.

-Thomas Kinsella

(from Mirror in February)

 

[Tr33Climb3r]

poetree slam i feel it a coming

 

[tomthetreeman]

At once I am, I am at once

Pruned; not in a literal form...

Cash-money for metaphorical work;

Arborists are we all


-Elmo Oaker, (A pruner I, alas, will be, 1888)

 

[easyphloem]

Squealing brakes are a sign that you need to have them looked at and repaired right?

Why is it every school bus in the world squeals to a stop?




SZ


ps. that's all I got for deep thoughts, folks. Just trying to stay out of the way of the projectile baby vomiting and errant sprays of baby urination.

 

[Pstuffel]

If trees could scream, do you think we would cut them down even more?

-Jack Handy

 

[RobJMurf]

Tree's are cool, grandkids are cool too !!

 

[speelyei]

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poetree slam i feel it a coming

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I like that, I like that a lot...

Poe-uh-tree. Excellent.

 

[JesseHuffman]

7

 

[Jamin_Mayer]

If a customer tells me, "My tree is getting too tall. Can you top it?"

I always reply with, "Topping a tree is just like amputating all four legs on a dog." --There are many ways to look into that metaphor. Have at it...

 

[RobJMurf]

cutting tails of whales...couse their too long!!

 

[Gord]

[ QUOTE ]
If a customer tells me, "My tree is getting too tall. Can you top it?"

I always reply with, "Topping a tree is just like amputating all four legs on a dog." --There are many ways to look into that metaphor. Have at it...

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I usually just ask them politely, 'Would you like me to cut your upper third off with a chainsaw?'

 

[cashmoneytreeboy]

bucket truck in a bag,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, ,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, , ,,,,,,,,, ,, , , , , , ,,,, , , , ,,,,, , , ,,,,, , , ,,,,,, ,, , , , , , , , ,, ,, , ,, , ,, , ,, , ,, , ,, , , , , , ,,,, , ,,,, , , ,, , , , ,,, , , , ,,, , , , . . .., , ; ;; ;( )" tom the tree man can we be friends, just one comma at a time o course?

 

[cashmoneytreeboy]

you need,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, to;;;;;;;;; go>>>>>>> deeeeeeeper than that

 

[tomthetreeman]

We are already friends, don't you remember?

 

[southsoundtree]

If a person falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear them, do the trees laugh?