Certified Arborist Spike-Climb Pruning > Reason ??

Woodwork said:
I'm no arborist, but I know you shouldn't cut the branch collar off...yet there were guys here that were trimming tree branches from a bucket truck for road and wire clearance, and I'd bet EVERY SINGLE branch they removed, they took the collar with it. Every cut was as smooth and flush to the trunk as if Happy the Homeowner had done it.

So when those trees rot out up high and the treetops start breaking off and falling into the road...more work. Job security!
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Oops, I forgot the best part of this joke: The PUNCHLINE!

Do you know what the name of the company was that was cutting off all the branch collars?

Wait for it...







"XYLEM"! :bailando::risas2::muyenojado:

(I just saw one of their trucks and realized that I had forgotten the best part of the story...)
 
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