bosses dog

rugger01

rugger01

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just out of curiosity. is it ok to beat your bosses dog if you are house/dog/cat sitting while he is away on vacation and you come home to three piles of sh*t on the hall way carpet after doing line clearance all day? oh but dont worry on the bright side at least one of the piles was solid. just wondering.
cheers tex
 
sorry i like to be factually correct. make the four piles o Dung still only one solid and throw in a urination on the carpet as well for good measure. but after i found these ones hidden in his sons room i checked the entire house and i think they are all gone. i think.
 
leave enuff food and water so the dog doesnt die while the boss is away and forget about it.

On another note, I tie the paychecks to my German Sheperds collar on payday. Funny, when the the checks come back in the monthly statement they are all bloody.
 
Feed the dog once a day
Let it outside as often as possible
Keep it in one room...with linoleum floors
Let your boss know about the dog's business in the house

Never beat a dog or any pet. A really effective discipline is to take them back to the place that they did wrong. Firmly take them by the scruff of the neck. Have a rolled up newspaper and whomp the floor behind them as you say NO or BAD DOG! The noise freaks them out and they know that you aren't hitting them. By grabbing their scruff and holding them down it makes you Alpha Dog. the noise is the discipline.
 
thanks for the advice. it was meant more just to bust my bosses balls (lets just say hes on this site sometimes). im not actually into beating animals and im very aware of how to deal with a dog but thanks for the tip.
cheers tex
 
Funny Tex- You're FIRED!
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Just joking, the house looked good. I can't find signs of the warzones at all.
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Rugger01

I just hope it aint true what they say about peoples pets taking after the owners.
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