Frax
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Another Minute Inside An Arborist\'s Head
Lady: "Can you trim that poplar?"
(Arborist looking at large double stemmed poplar in neighbour's yard. Two large scaffold limbs overhang customer's yard about 40 feet up)
Arborist: "Do you mean you want those limbs shortened back?"
Lady: " Well...those two big ones...can you cut them right off?"
Arborist(thinking): trim?.... TRIM?!!!... removing both major limbs from half of a large tree isn't a bloody 'trim'. Trimming is for a f'ing Christmas tree! It's a totally different bloody thing!!!
Arborist (speaking) "Are you concerned those limbs are dangerous? They look pretty solid and are not over your house. I think its a mistake to remove them."
Lady: "Well last year a hawk nested up there and I don't want it to nest there again."
Arborist (thinking): wtf??
Arborist: "Oh, that's very cool. Was the hawk being protective of its nest and making it hard for you to enjoy your garden?"
Lady: "No. But there was a lot of bird poop last year."
Arborist (thinking) "wtf again???!!! Destabilize a tree that doesn't even belong to you because of some possible birdshit in your garden...which is behind the shed anyway where no one walks..."
Arborist: "Well nobody likes a messy garden. But to remove two major limbs will destabilize your neighbour's tree and potentially make it unsafe. You could be liable if the tree declines or fails".
Lady: "Oh dear. Is there nothing you can do?"
Arborist: 'No"
True story.
Lady: "Can you trim that poplar?"
(Arborist looking at large double stemmed poplar in neighbour's yard. Two large scaffold limbs overhang customer's yard about 40 feet up)
Arborist: "Do you mean you want those limbs shortened back?"
Lady: " Well...those two big ones...can you cut them right off?"
Arborist(thinking): trim?.... TRIM?!!!... removing both major limbs from half of a large tree isn't a bloody 'trim'. Trimming is for a f'ing Christmas tree! It's a totally different bloody thing!!!
Arborist (speaking) "Are you concerned those limbs are dangerous? They look pretty solid and are not over your house. I think its a mistake to remove them."
Lady: "Well last year a hawk nested up there and I don't want it to nest there again."
Arborist (thinking): wtf??
Arborist: "Oh, that's very cool. Was the hawk being protective of its nest and making it hard for you to enjoy your garden?"
Lady: "No. But there was a lot of bird poop last year."
Arborist (thinking) "wtf again???!!! Destabilize a tree that doesn't even belong to you because of some possible birdshit in your garden...which is behind the shed anyway where no one walks..."
Arborist: "Well nobody likes a messy garden. But to remove two major limbs will destabilize your neighbour's tree and potentially make it unsafe. You could be liable if the tree declines or fails".
Lady: "Oh dear. Is there nothing you can do?"
Arborist: 'No"
True story.