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You can stop using that fake ID and false beard, now. The Brit Milah is over, you're of legal age, and the disappointment of finding out that the Tooth Fairy looks a bit like Margorie Traitor Greene will pass with time.

Even the numbness that is Columbus will fade as you enter your twilight years and practice your curmudgeon on the front porch, yelling at small children to stop sexually assaulting your chickens and get the hell off your lawn.

The future is bright. Life is good. Whatever. Happy birthday, bitch.
 
That's good old-fashioned frontier gibberish folks. Free of charge and sans Mel Brooks visuals.

Oh frabjous day, calooh! Callay!
 

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