Fu*%face Von Clownstick

Hanging is too good for the jerk. Superglue his mouth shut and then he will inflate and explode from his own hot air. Messy but satisfying to watch.
 
We've all seen impeachable offenses, but we really should consider that his latest maneuver is a genuinely treasonous offense. How so? Well, we don't have kings or ruler elites in our society, we have the ballot box, we have 'the people'. Free and fair elections are sacrosanct: they define our form of government "democracy". When an elected leader aims to manipulate another country into producing false and incriminating evidence against a domestic political rival, that is treason pure and simple. It is treason against our form of government, a government of free and fair elections, by the people and for the people. I'm not the only one saying this: a majority of our countrymen want the traitor to be impeached and removed from office. I would like to also add that we should want to see him punished for his crimes as well.
 
Well, the Marmalade Shitcannon wasted no time praising the Russian Army for their part in killing an ISIS leader... something which Pooty-Poot has already said the Russians had nothing to do with... before even mentioning US forces or the Kurds, and promptly bathed in the glory that wasn't his.

Luckily, the folks at the Pentagon were able to complete that mission without Hairplug Himmler's help. He's apparently unhappy that he got booed at the World Series, amid chants of "Lock him up!" and "Trump, you suck!" and will probably call up Sean Hannity-Lecter to cry on his shoulder. After, of course, he fires up the Twitler Machine and coughs up some inane absurdities.

The sooner this nightmare ends, the better.
 
The second most important election of 2020:

The problem is that the current Republican electorate has shown that they don't seem to give a damn about the character of the person. Fuck strength, honesty, intergrity, patriotism, service to nation, and courage. Just spew a little hatred, sprinkle some lies on top, rant about a woman right to choose, and your in like flint.

I try to engage republicans, conservative, and Trumpsters in conversations in a quest to understand how anyone could support a man such as Trump. When asked to list all the good things that Trump has actually done for America they ineviatable start to stutter, then recite some false propaganda (lies), and finish up with a heaping tablespoon of Trumps war on people of color. The wall, the muslim ban, caravans, shit-hole countries, suggesting that we send American born citizens of color back to the countries they came from, referring to historically black cities as disgusting, rat and rodent infested messes, and the Trumpster's general fear of anything that aint lilly white. Far from scientific, but I have come too the conclusion that hatred, racism, and the fear of anything different are the main motivating factors behind the Trump nightmare that we are experiencing? Unfortunately their IGNORANCE will remain long after Trump is impeached and sent packing, and they are gonna be highly agitated when their supreme leader is held accountable for his high crimes and misdemeanors.
 
Don't underestimate yourself, bro... you're goofy, not stupid.
Besides, you have that nice ropewalking stride that doesn't make you look like a monkey fucking an anaconda. I'm still working on that. Maybe... just maybe... by the end of next year... I can stop wearing the clown suit and the ski mask.
 
A very revealing set of polls, proving the above statement conclusively:

Let's give em' some truth serum and see what they have to say? The flag waiving party of god, guns, bibles, and the American way of life have become a bunch of fucking partisan, political cowards. Plain and simple. Getting kinda hard to take them seriously...
 

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