You might be a redneck if...

[Alves]

Jarod really is a redneck though, you should see some of his hats. /forum/images/graemlins/santa.gif

 

[Jarod]

I don't think that my hats are the main reason for me being a redneck... /forum/images/graemlins/drinking.gif

 

[Alves]

True very True, but they are a signal.

 

[Jarod]

A signal? Like a red flag?

 

[Jarod]

Now that I think about it...YOU'RE the one with the squirrel holding a bazooka. /forum/images/graemlins/applaudit.gif

 

[Zac]

Few rednecks have the appreciation for fine tea that J-rod has....

What's this play dough doing on me?


See you Pointers at Guu's on Thursday/forum/images/graemlins/beer.gif


Zac

 

[Alves]

If you are around tomorrow, we're taking pics at the SSA meeting, and there will be pizza which you can eat 2-7 slices of. /forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Jarod]

Carbonated grain beverages are my first choice, tea only sobers me up.

 

[ChuckR]

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

Birds are attracted to your beard, Jarod.

 

[chicken89]

missed a brand- Mikita

 

[Treespotter]

Mi or Makita. Isn't that Sachs Dolmar in blue?

 

[thattreeguy]

euc man, oak man, redneck, proffesional, we all have some of these traits rolled into one.. just depends on who you work for and how you perceive yourself to be...but back in humboldt most of us were proud to be rednecks.. arborist or faller..keets the general public out of the work area

 

[juiceman]

looks like you had a little to much euc man in you today thattreeguy.

 

[Colin]

I'm 60/40.

 

[thattreeguy]

hey juiceman... if those dress shoe wearin sales reps could bid big remavals .. the euc man could stay deep inside me..i wouldn't expect you to understand it....i'll remeber to hang my head in Shamefor a day or two anyways

 

[thattreeguy]

my bad.. i'll accept reponsibility for it here's my sign...

 

[Jamin_Mayer]

You didn't offend me. I am confident in myself. Besides, a joke is a joke. Come on. Lighten up. /forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[PUClimber]

Well i don't know about the husky making the craftsman for sears. I know for the longest time poulan did. We have 2 old poulans and a craftsman and all 3 have interchangeable parts.

 

[frans]

Not to sound like a dumb redneck but....
Doesnt Electrolux own/make Husky & Poulan & Makita & Craftsman?

 

[glens]

Makita is Dolmar. All the others look right.