You might be a part-time arborist if...

[Treezybreez]

........there is no room for the wife's car in the garage because it is full of tree gear.

Wow! how did you manage that one?

 

[MikePowers321]

if.......you can't stop looking at trees while your driving, imagining your tie in points and pruning cuts.

 

[Joseph Hodgin]

if.......you can't stop looking at trees while your driving, imagining your tie in points and pruning cuts.

Or if .......you have Dendrophilia

 

[MikePowers321]

Or if .......you have Dendrophilia

I had to look that up. I don't know about being sexual attracted to trees, unless half a wet dream counts....

 

[Joseph Hodgin]

I had to look that up. I don't know about being sexual attracted to trees, unless half a wet dream counts....

Also known as Arborphilia -a love for trees.

I love the trees! (In a sound healthy way) just to be clear.

 

[MikePowers321]

 

[TreeLogic]

I love the trees! (In a sound healthy way) just to be clear.

I bet you find just the right cavity and.....you know what, nevermind

 

[Joseph Hodgin]

 

[JeffGu]

...you have yet to "show" a profit from tree work on your tax return

What the hell? You're supposed to claim tree work income on your tax return? Phhhhtttt.

 

[oceans]

...if you're overly worried about the one hitch cord you own.

 

[TreeLogic]

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Arborphilia at its finest.

 

[Jeff]

I bet you find just the right cavity and.....you know what, nevermind

Beware of bees.

 

[TreeLogic]

Beware of bees.

That would just spice things up a little

 

[Jeff]

That would just spice things up a little

I can just hear you, TL, after you get stung 37 times on your… um, "spice rack":
"Quick! Take a picture of it before the swelling goes down or I pass out! I want to remember this (size)!"

 

[flying french man]

If you go to the corner store and have more saw dust than money in your pocket , and you don't feel shy when the cashier look at your hands like wtf??

 

[CRL]

-your material handling equipment consists of an Arbor Trolley and a cant hook.
-your fuel needs for a day's work consist of 2-cycle oil, a gallon of non-oxy premium, and a cooler full of leftovers.

 

[oceans]

...if you don't finish the job today, and you just don't care cuz it's all good.

 

[evo]

-your material handling equipment consists of an Arbor Trolley and a cant hook.
-your fuel needs for a day's work comsists of 2-cycle oil, a gallon of non-oxy premium, and a cooler full of leftovers.

I needs me a arbor trolly, actually thinking of making one

 

[oceans]

The Arbor Trolley is an awesome tool, even for the FULL time arborist!

 

[joezilla11]

-- if you wear arborwear and your co-workers wear polo Ralph Lauren