Hello, Grover.
I have seen from your posts that you have a good sense of humor. I hadn't thought of "easyphlegm" before, that is a good one.
Well, I just moved into this house a year ago, but the grand idea is to have rope bridges out to the tree that we are swinging off of (American Beech, about 100' tall).
The Tulip Poplar that he grabs on the other side is about 120' away from where the swing starts......and yes, he is a human wrecking ball. You should see his son!