THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD.

[jmcscrap]

Re: THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD

Has taught newborn monkies at the zoo how to climb - and their parents....

 

[jmcscrap]

Re: THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD

Bigshot stole his nickname....

 

[The_Archdruid]

Re: THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD

His wife is a sexy, mute, nympho who owns a chain of liquor stores.

 

[cerviarborist]

Re: THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD

"His wife is a sexy, mute, nympho who owns a chain of liquor stores."

She also owns an airplane and a helicopter, and is a licensed pilot.

 

[OTGBOSTON]

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Uses The Force to make perfect pruning cuts with his low-thermal light saber while wearing the blackout helmet.

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[rich_h]

His Rope Guide not only retrieves flawlessly every time, but also sets itself in the perfect TIP from the ground...

 

[treestyler]

when he has to sh*t in the bushes, leaves will automaticly curl up as toilet paper...

he climbs so fast he is sooner in the treetops then his saddle....

he eats sapplings for lunch...

 

[maarten]

He eats burnt prussic cords for breakfast

 

[mdvaden]

Customers just naturally adjust their budgets according to his estimates.

 

[robinia]

Pine sap runs away in terror from all his gear.

 

[robinia]

Once when his starter cord broke he wound the recoil with his own flowing locks of bushy chesthair... which was still attached.

 

[Tom Dunlap]

She sleeps in a Tree Yacht not just a mere Tree Boat.

 

[mdvaden]

All these replies point to a man the likes of the superhero in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94

 

[cerviarborist]

He doesn't own an increment borer, resistograph or a drill.. he relies on his penetrating stare.

 

[MattyD]

He drinks Busch

 

[treedoclang]

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He drinks Busch

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He pries the top off a keg and tips it back

 

[jim454]

He laughs at those that offer him cash for his service... you see, the man has integrity as well.

 

[classictruckman]

His spit is the only true wound dressing known to man and it instantly seals the spur wounds left by lesser climbers.

 

[surfarmer1]

he climbs barefoot ,but only on removals.

 

[treestyler]

his treebuzz topics are filled in wireless by thougts.