THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD.

[mattwisconsin]

His personality is so magnetic, he doesn't need a scabbard to carry his handsaw.

 

[mdvaden]

The Monkey Puzzle tree trembles in his presence.

 

[nuthin_special]

Is it my birthday? Why are you all talking about me?

 

[tomthetreeman]

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Trees have a day named after him.

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Nice!

 

[SingleJack]

His Tree business card simply says "I'll call you"

 

[SingleJack]

He can isolate an 80' limb with a monkey fist on his climbline.

 

[cerviarborist]

He can protect a tree against lightning damage, simply by standing beneath it.

 

[cerviarborist]

He never drags brush. He gets it to the chipper using astral projection.

 

[cerviarborist]

OSHA frequently visits his jobsites, and questions him.....only because they find him so very interesting

 

[cerviarborist]

When he climbs southern trees, spanish moss dies of jealousy after seeing his beard.

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

his first chipper was a tub grinder..

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

his underbids are still twice as much as the other estimates.

 

[DanielSon]

He once fudged on a worker comp audit...... Just to know what it felt like.....

 

[DanielSon]

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He once punched Paul Nosak, who promptly thanked him, and then asked for another.

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OMG!!!!! THAT IT TOO FUNNY!!!!

Poor Paul.....

No one cuts that dude a break....

My goodness... That is just way too funny!!!!

 

[DanielSon]

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Trees have a day named after him.

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[cerviarborist]

DonLeeNam has been trying for years, to get him to endorse a signature line of footwear.

 

[cerviarborist]

Clients generally ask him to just leave the debris where it falls, so they'll have mementos of his visit, to cherish.

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

He is banned from wearing stretch airs by some relegious groups.

 

[flyingsquirrel25]

Chuck Norris cries when he sees him... In fear.

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

Gerald Beranek recently discovered a champion sequoia as he climbed over the 378 foot mark he looked only to find him camped in a tree boat.