THE MOST INTERESTING TREE CLIMBER IN THE WORLD.

[treestyler]

when footlocking his ascenders pull him up and he can relax and sit back to enjoy the ride

 

[treestyler]

treemagineers get their ideas from him

 

[macrocarpa]

He once asked for help on a 317ft redwood removal, just to see what it felt like.

 

[macrocarpa]

statistics show that suburban housewives within his working radius have been frantically plating trees, just to get him on the property

 

[mdvaden]

His work standards are so high, that neither Obama or Clinton can exaggerate about them.

 

[macrocarpa]

Queens have been known to give him a 300% tip, just for working shirtless

 

[robinia]

He has no idea what the terms 'Man-scaping' or 'Metrosexual' mean.

 

[robinia]

Here he is!

(with apologies to Moss)

 

[robinia]

...unless it's actually this guy:

 

[moonfarm]

He posts links to TreeBuzz on ArboristSite, and even MasterBlaster lets him get away with it.

Tim

 

[cerviarborist]

Robinia, that's definitely the funniest thing I've seen since Don Lee Nam! Kudos!

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

rumor has it,he has a tail

 

[cerviarborist]

Climber, tend your beer!

 

[macrocarpa]

Bernd Strasser once asked for his autograph, he replied "what is your name son?"

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

evolutionist believe he is further up the ladder

 

[cerviarborist]

His beer tends him.

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

his chip truck has a wet bar

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

squirrels gather to watch him climb and then offer him there nuts.

 

[boreality]

His ground crew includes a couple pole dancers.

 

[Crazy_Jimmy]

He recently removed mistletoe from at a womans college and riot police had to be called.