SLAM

Eric,
I was in central PA at the time. It started out to be a seasonal message, but I never came up with anything that fit the other seasons, so it remained on the phone through several years. Got lots of chuckles. Spent most of my life in PA. Moved south in 2000. Only 3 seasons down here, spring, fall and HOT! Although this year it is trying hard to be winter.
 
what are the boundaries'? lot of sensitive people in this world . " slam " better cut out Jersey ,new York and Philly , slam I am . Really ? Lot of sissy states . let me know I have a rhyme .
 
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There once a man named Skinner, who took his young wife to dinner.
At quarter past nine they went out to dine and at quarter to ten it was in her.
Not Skinner, Skinner was in her before dinner.

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< smiling / laughing > man, thats funny 8)
 
There once was a crew with some Stihls
Who swung from branches for thrills
They collected their pay
At the end of the day
And took it all home to pay bills
 
One day I decided I wanted to be free,
I dropped a grand on some gear and climbed a tree.
Pull by pull gettin higher and higher,
My arms were burning and my lungs were on fire.
I got to my tip and my head was spinning,
Scared as hell but I was grinning!
My vision blurred and I was breathing hard,
I couldn't believe that I climbed that far.
I hung there for a minute to soak it all in,
Freedom up high just swaying in the wind!
Freedom I found with no care or affliction,
Immediately hooked on a climbing addiction.
I couldn't wait for the day I could reach the top,
Chainsaw roaring letting all the wood drop!
To climb like a legend and cut up high,
To swing from the branches and touch the sky!
But for now I was tasked with getting back down,
Boy that was a far 15ft to the ground!
 
high i climb
imori line
ergo saddle
AP eye to eye
200t hangin from my side
piece is knotched
and already tied
where the hell is my ground guy?
what do i see, no surprise
truck door open and smoked up too
guess my ground guy's trying to get high too.....

who saw where that was going?
 
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