Dude, simmer down! I would like nothing more than to show up to charlotte, not just for the amazing shirt, but also to have my azz handed to me by women of legendary climbing talents. Most importantly, I want to meet the leader of the dark side, and to draw my nemisis out of his stupid state, so that we may stand toe to toe, and I can then stab him in the eye with my sog daggert II.
But as you may or may not realize, I am a poor college student/mommy, not rolling in high salesman salery.
If the monetary resources are in place, I will be at charlotte, with proverbial bells on, to both kick azz and get my azz kicked. And Alder will kick Climber's butt for good measure.