pun intended

[surveyor]

A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "beat it! we don't serve drinks to the likes of you", so the rope leaves and ties himself in a figure 8 and unravels his end a little bit, then he goes back in and sits at the bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey aren't you the piece of rope I just kicked out!" and the piece of rope says "frayed knot".

 

[Adkpk]

lol

 

[surveyor]

Muhatma Ghandi is well known for his passive resistance, he also walked barefoot far and wide spreading his message and had very tough feet. Unfortunately he was often aflicted with poor health. He was a holy man and dabled in Cabala. Also a little know fact was Ghandi had extremely bad breath His followers refered to him often as the "Super calloused fragile mystic extra halitosis"

 

[Treezybreez]

What happened to the Indian (Native American)who drank to much tea?

 

[SRTsteve860]

Breez-

going out on a limb here (pun untended) but he needed to take a teepee?

-Steve

 

[marlinspiker]

A man goes to the shrink and he cant stop saying, teepee wigwam teepee wigwam teepee wigwam. The shrink says "calm down man your two tents"!

hahaha. i love bad jokes

 

[surveyor]

Teepee hehe.

ha, two tents : )

A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

 

[Tom Dunlap]

I love good puns...and bad ones too!

 

[Tom Dunlap]

He who would pun would pic a pocket-Stephen Maturin to Captain Jack Aubrey

http://www.youtube.com/v/XNL0KfD0nts&fs=1&source=uds&autoplay=1

 

[SRTsteve860]

my friend and i were talking about climbing, he was telling me how it was pretty intense
i said to him, "you know what else is intense?"

Camping

Eh? Eh?

_Steve

 

[Treezybreez]

He drowned in his own ...

Nice going Steve, that was close.