Make Us Laugh :)

[Mick Dempsey]

Loved that since I saw it a while back.
Best line is ‘you think you’re God cos you went shopping?’

 

[Stumpsprouts]

Just followed, my God you are young! (or more likely I am very old)

Not young just short. 35

 

[Stumpsprouts]

@Mick Dempsey I got a new one up. Makin fun of the brits a little, sorry not sorry.

Dennis Hayes, the firewood pusher, will be next.

 

[Dan Cobb]

I came home one day last week and my neighbor had put a sign in my front yard with "Beautification Award from the HOA..." written on it. (They like to give me a hard time about being meticulous about my yard.) I returned the sign to their front yard this morning, with a new message, of course.View attachment 83603

The sign has been going back and forth between us and the neighbors. My wife put it back in their yard this morning:

 

[Treezybreez]

The sign has been going back and forth between us and the neighbors. My wife put it back in their yard this morning:
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Next thing you know, you will have a nude beech sign in your front yard. LOL!

 

[JD3000]

The sign has been going back and forth between us and the neighbors. My wife put it back in their yard this morning:
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I'm stealing this idea, good grief

 

[JD3000]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1571934901993361409

 

[Tom Dunlap]

I’ve started an Instagram and I’m going to be posting (among other things) some skits, some arborist related… I have a whole list of ones Im going to try to do. I just posted one that’s for all the estimators out there. Find me at @stump.sprouts.

For us non IG types please post them here too. It’s only fair …

 

[Stumpsprouts]

For us non IG types please post them here too. It’s only fair …

Here’s the pedi-wrench hitch : https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiqtPfPOuhJ/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

An estimate for Carol : https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiA4xbYDVrg/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

[Tom Dunlap]

What?!

No PI removal? What kind of full service saw jockey are you ?!

@Stumpsprouts

 

[Stumpsprouts]

What?!

No PI removal? What kind of full service saw jockey are you ?!

@Stumpsprouts

You gotta draw the line somewhere!

 

[Jonny]

 

[TreeCo]

So this holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven.

He meets God and tells God a holocaust joke.


God says: "That’s not funny."

The holocaust survivor says: "I guess you had to be there."


.

 

[Stumpsprouts]

Well that last ‘joke’ was so unfunny and dumb I needed a palette cleanser. Good ol Garfield to the rescue…

1982

 

[Jonny]

Idk, as far as holocaust jokes go, that wasn’t obscenely tasteless.

 

[ARLO]

That was almost a whole novel in a short bit of prose.

Not funny at all, nor meant to be.

Profundity.


.

Yeah, but it still made me smile...

 

[Dan Cobb]

Actually, it's not a typo. The description says it's 75 cu ft, unlike the picture. But the description also gives the dimensions of the bundle, which works out to 60 cu ft. So only $6654.59/cord.

 

[Dan Cobb]

 

[pete3d]

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Well well @Dan Cobb the fact that this product enhances “mental strength” explains why the members of this forum are all so sharp.

 

[surveyor]

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