Make Us Laugh :)

[Stumpsprouts]

I made some dumb memes recently…

 

[data farm 26]

Love it, especially the first one.

 

[Dan Cobb]

I'm transitioning from lawn care to tree felling.

 

[rico]

https://www.google.com/search?q=hou...#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:7aa5ab10,vid:o4lq0wKwTwc

 

[Stumpsprouts]

Got a new somewhat arborist related skit…

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Dick Holder is a retired logger who ends up sharing his first poem in public.

 

[Dan Cobb]

I have a theory about the last 3 UFOs the military shot down.

 

[Muggs]

 

[Dan Cobb]

Anyone know how to treat ballerina fungus?

 

[Mick Dempsey]

 

[Stumpsprouts]

Anyone know how to treat ballerina fungus?
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That’s so friggen cute

 

[Mick Dempsey]

I would add, the correct way to say/write it is Stark Bollock Naked, no plural on the bollocks.

 

[Dan Cobb]

In the South, we prefer Buck Ass Nekkid.

(Naked means you ain't got no clothes on. Nekkid means you ain't got no clothes on and you're up to somethin'.)

 

[Mick Dempsey]

In the South, we prefer Buck Ass Nekkid.

(Naked means you ain't got no clothes on. Nekkid means you ain't got no clothes on and you're up to somethin'.)

Yeah, same energy.

 

[Muggs]

 

[ARLO]

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Hi Muggs. I love mechanical advantage for grabbing all kinds of things, but when you post, always remember that a lot of our fellow climbers on the Buzz are of the opposite gender and may not see the humor in some things. Just a thought.

 

[Ryfe]

A customer came into the garden center I work at, asking for Hornbeams. Instead of using the common name to make his request, he used the genus from the latin binomial name. The associate who fielded the question (not me), comes over the radio and says, "Do we have CAR-PENIS in stock?"

The rest of the staff dissolved into guffaws. Sometime later the associate's question was answered.

 

[Bendroctanus]

Anybody else feel this way?

 

[Shadowscape]

 

[RopeShield]

 

[Willber]

This does, comically, convey the actual ridiculous, poor human oppressive, environment wasteful, inefficiency of battery powered vehicles.