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I laid some carpet squares for an elderly friend of mine. He bought them years ago but never opened the packages, so he was stuck with them despite the color uniformity being atrocious.
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I suggested that now, when he has female guests at his house, he should invite them down to the basement to see his "50 Shades of Grey" room.
 
An old, but good story came to mind today.

Back in '93 when buying my wife a new car, we're sitting at a desk with the salesman to sign all the paperwork. I see they added some $50 BS charge on top of the out-the-door price I negotiated. I ask the salesman what the charge is, and he gives me the "Oh, that's just the such and such charge" load of crap. I said that makes the price $50 higher than what we had agreed upon. He gives some BS justification for the charge, at which point I get up out of my chair and say "C'mon honey, let's go." He exclaims "You're not going to let $50 keep you from buying this car, are you?" I quickly replied "No, you're going to let $50 keep you from selling this car."

He drew a line through the bogus charge and took it off before we could leave. I did buy the car.
 
Your cat looks like it could be a twin of ours.
Technically, the cat belongs to a different neighbor. But as soon as he let's her out in the morning, she runs over to my house. Stays around my house all day, every day. I usually have to pick her up and physically hand her to the neighbor in order for him to get her inside at night. She won't let her owner (or me, for that matter) get within 10 feet if she figures out he's trying to put her inside for the night. The cat photo bombs nearly every picture I take outside.
 
I’ve started an Instagram and I’m going to be posting (among other things) some skits, some arborist related… I have a whole list of ones Im going to try to do. I just posted one that’s for all the estimators out there. Find me at @stump.sprouts. :)
 
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I’ve started an Instagram and I’m going to be posting (among other things) some skits, some arborist related… I have a whole list of ones Im going to try to do. I just posted one that’s for all the estimators out there. Find me at @stump.sprouts. :)
Just followed. That sketch is really funny.
 
I’ve started an Instagram and I’m going to be posting (among other things) some skits, some arborist related… I have a whole list of ones Im going to try to do. I just posted one that’s for all the estimators out there. Find me at @stump.sprouts. :)
Just followed, my God you are young! (or more likely I am very old)
 

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