Life in the temperate zone...

[JD3000]

Area under the tub. Wood looking a little punky me thinks.

 

[rico]

It looks like you might have a little mold growing under there JD. Be careful with that shit, as it can make some folks very sick. Get some Concrobium and spray it around in there. Stuff works wonders on molds (even the really evil ones).

 

[JeffGu]

 

[JD3000]

Tub is going the way of the great whooly orangutan. Takes up too much space. We can put in some more cabinets and a make-up area for her instead. Either that or an area for experimental mycology.

 

[rico]

I know the his and her make-up areas have been a big hit around my house.
Being this pretty sure takes a lot of work!

 

[JeffGu]

Umm... @rico buddy... we assembled a list of adjectives to describe you, and somehow "pretty" wasn't on it... must be a clerical error, I'm sure...

 

[rico]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder bro!

 

[JeffGu]

I'd have to be holdin' at least a 12-pack....

 

[JD3000]

"Gosh...none of these plants seem to ever grow."

 

[JeffGu]

Umm... yeah.

 

[JD3000]

That whole landscape at a commercial site is planted like that. Trees included.

 

[oldoakman]

Home depot???

 

[JD3000]

No it's restaurants, vision center, bar, etc. Basically a strip mall.

Our world is just falling apart at the seams of late...

Distillery building collapse sends 9,000 barrels of bourbon to the ground

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/22/us/thousands-of-bourbon-barrels-crash-trnd/index.html

 

[oldoakman]

That's why I drink scotch. They store their barrels and n Stone barns.

 

[JeffGu]

Let the public floggings begin.

"Your honor, this man murdered four people and tossed the bodies in the river!"
"60 days in jail and $100 fine. Anything else?"
"He caused 9,000 barrels of bourbon to be destroyed."
"What?? Horsewhipped in public, plus 99 years!"

 

[JD3000]

Paul Ryan says a family of woodchucks ate his car

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/13/politics/paul-ryan-woodchucks-car-trnd/index.html

Well, its official. The animals are now rising up against us to replace us with these new and improved mutations of themselves. Can't blame em really...we've created quite the shit show huh?

I thought that woodchuck gave me an all knowing kind of look the other other. Like he was staring into my soul...or he just want to eat my pancreas with a side of lamb's quarters and some nice puddle water.

 

[JeffGu]

I bet they choked when they were eating the seat covers.

"This tastes like republican asshole!"

 

[JD3000]

C'mon, he's the bees knees...the salt of the earth...or did he salt the earth? I dont know, some such shit. Wood chucks uprising is the story here folks.

 

[JeffGu]

Look, I don't care about a woodchuck's sex life, buddy... just keep those videos to yourself, ok?

 

[JD3000]

Pure deflection.

This animal insurection stems from from your mutation experiments enabled by some unholy pact you made with Chthulu.


You couldnt have asked for a goose that shits golden eggs, no no no, you wanted the black magic to conjure and breed beasts from the nether worlds.

Good job bub. Now most folks are screwed.