Julia Roberts and a dull arborist

You're not auditioning for Noah Orch's part are you Tom?
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Tom, is there any websites you don´t visit?
Svein

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Ha ha ha! Very funny :)

I have two google searches that run automatically. Anytime 'arborist' or 'tree climbing' comes up in the news a link to the article is put into an email.
 
Tom's Rewrite of "Happiness Sold Separately" :

Noah Orch (Tom): Honey, I'm home!

Elinor (Julia), standing in bedroom door: Come here, you big hunk!

Noah (Tom) - (with a gleam in his eye): Hey, I'll be right back. I found these "mooring snubbers" on a marine supply website! (runs out to the red Bronco, which never sold, grabs snubbers, returns to hall) Look! You run a 1/2 inch line, 16 strand, 24, kernmantel, whatever, through one end, wrap it 3 times around the...

Elinor (Julia), sobbing: Why can't you just be the dull hunky arborist I thought I was getting when we first met?

Noah (Tom): No, wait! See, you run it through the other end, then attach the standing part...

Elinor (Julia), swooning now: Oh, Tom, I mean Noah...just hold me, hold me!

(Fade as camera centers on 24" dbh Buckeye, with nicely subordinated competing leader, visible through bedroom window; sounds of smooching, etc.
 

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