TimBr
Official Well Known Greeter
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- Northern Virginia
Oh... And I love the Xman, not in a homosexual way though...
Not that there'd be anything wrong with that.
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Not that there'd be anything wrong with that.
TimBr
Official Well Known Greeter
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- Northern Virginia
This is similar to a joke that relates to being an aircraft pilot. It goes like this:
Question: Who is impressed by the fact that you are a pilot?
Answer: Little boys, and other pilots.
We had a pilot where I work (long before I worked there) who was so arrogant, when he finally upgraded to captain, he had his first name legally changed to "Captain." They tell me it backfired on him because everyone referred to him as Capt Captain. "Good morning Captain Captain! Would like coffee or juice with your breakfast?"
kstreehuggerco
Participating member
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- Loveland. Co
We had a camp PA named Captain Gay when I was in the army. I dont know if he ever got promoted to Major Gay, but I do know this. He was a Special Forces medic for a lotta years before he went to physicians assistant school. He was pretty much a certified badass. The best way to address him was "Sir."
Stihlmadd
Been here a while
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- Adelaide South Australia
Head of the male infertility dept in Adelaide - Dr Richard Seamen. aka Dr Dick - no lie...
Treetopflyer
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Coastal N.J
That's a riot. Head of the male infertility dept. To begin with ..lol.. Is his job to keep um coming or what!?Dr. Dick Seaman . HaaaaaaHead of the male infertility dept in Adelaide - Dr Richard Seamen. aka Dr Dick - no lie...
Stihlmadd
Been here a while
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- Adelaide South Australia
Okay my mate told me this one tonight,
a proctologist called _ Dr Martin - Doc martin , how bout doc martin up your ass ?
mates got a appointment for monday arvo.
a proctologist called _ Dr Martin - Doc martin , how bout doc martin up your ass ?
mates got a appointment for monday arvo.
TimBr
Official Well Known Greeter
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- Northern Virginia
Sometimes when Dr. Dick doesn't have many customers, he likes to get off early.
CutHighnLetFly
Been here a while
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- Cape Cod, MA
the original post was HILARIOUS, and you biches can judge me on what i think is funny. christ, the following posts were hilarious, possible more hilarious then the first.
i have a teardrop tatto on the inside of my index finger, between in index and middle finger. Whenever i hear whining (lack of sleep, girl/boy bs, i dont let you take enough breaks, i need a coffee/smoke/boot in the ass, etc), i put that finger right up to my eye, and let them know i shed a very sarcastic tear for whatever it is causing said person to act like such a Sally.
This is like the race issue in America. Are racism and sexism prevalent in this country? yes, just dont ask Bill O'Rielly. Is it going to go away? i doubt it, not until there are not humans left in the world. Should we all sack up (or vag up, i wont leave anyone out) and go about our lives, or should we halt everything and have a debate about where the "social line" is and when its been cross?
if it aint funny to you, dont laugh and move on, cause your opinion is just that, and accept it might not change anyone else's.
i know im like 6 months late on this, but couldnt pass on saying SACK UP / VAG UP
i have a teardrop tatto on the inside of my index finger, between in index and middle finger. Whenever i hear whining (lack of sleep, girl/boy bs, i dont let you take enough breaks, i need a coffee/smoke/boot in the ass, etc), i put that finger right up to my eye, and let them know i shed a very sarcastic tear for whatever it is causing said person to act like such a Sally.
This is like the race issue in America. Are racism and sexism prevalent in this country? yes, just dont ask Bill O'Rielly. Is it going to go away? i doubt it, not until there are not humans left in the world. Should we all sack up (or vag up, i wont leave anyone out) and go about our lives, or should we halt everything and have a debate about where the "social line" is and when its been cross?
if it aint funny to you, dont laugh and move on, cause your opinion is just that, and accept it might not change anyone else's.
i know im like 6 months late on this, but couldnt pass on saying SACK UP / VAG UP
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