Hipsters just found us

[jmaher]

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[treebing]

Back in the day, we were invited to a hipster party.. It was one of those long Portland nights where one house show turned into another down the street... We got sick of it so we water ballooned the bathroom as 6 of em were bent down snorting off their mirrors. We were expecting a full on brawl, but were just kindly asked to leave.. We took their beer...

Fuck hipsters...

i think just living in portland makes you a hipster. sorry, thats just the way it is.

 

[TimBr]

The ol' kurf cut, a handy trick on rippers and tearers. I use them when a lot of hinge is being left.

I've been thinking of changing my brand. Trying to push the whole Zen calming medidative effect of a chainsaw full bore outside your house for 6 hrs. It's like listening to the ocean really.

So the customers do their chants while they meditate inside the house, while you are outside the house and "at one" with your chainsaw, as you bring down a big ugly.

 

[Steve Connally]

If you drink pbr in a bottle or on tap you're a closet hipster. Pbr is meant to be drunk kinda warm from a can stored inside a cardboard box. That's it. It's the law. I won't even read anything comments otherwise they're empty drivel.

 

[JD3000]

And drink as fast as humanly possible. No sipping.

 

[jmaher]

If you drink pbr in a bottle or on tap you're a closet hipster. Pbr is meant to be drunk kinda warm from a can stored inside a cardboard box. That's it. It's the law. I won't even read anything comments otherwise they're empty drivel.

Funniest thing I've read all week. "Kynnawarmfrummacan" bahaha.

 

[seedling345]

Prefer bud ice myself


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[JD3000]

Prefer obscure craft breweries.

Damnit.

 

[Drumbo]

Do they all appear to be giant elves to you as well?

A few of them do appear to be a bit magical.
I think it is only the blonde ones though.

 

[JeffGu]

Prefer bud ice myself...

Bud Ice? Really?

This thread's original premise seems to have been substantiated!

 

[Steve Connally]

I love craft beer and obscure music however PBR is the wholly grail.

 

[Steve Connally]

http://sabotagetimes.com/life/an-open-letter-to-bearded-hipsters-stop-ruining-my-beard-fetish

 

[Steve Connally]

One of the best reads on the topic

 

[JD3000]

I love craft beer and obscure music however PBR is the wholly grail.

High Life. Also very slamable cheap beer.

 

[Steve Connally]

High Life. Also very slamable cheap beer.

Blasphemer

 

[seedling345]

Bud Ice? Really?

This thread's original premise seems to have been substantiated!

Cheap n gets you drunk.. works for me


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[JD3000]

http://sabotagetimes.com/life/an-open-letter-to-bearded-hipsters-stop-ruining-my-beard-fetish

Just read it. Vegan nancy boys LOL

 

[treebilly]

On sale now at most our local gas stations. 3 for $3. A good cheap buzz after a 13 hour day

 

[evo]

If you drink pbr in a bottle or on tap you're a closet hipster. Pbr is meant to be drunk kinda warm from a can stored inside a cardboard box. That's it. It's the law. I won't even read anything comments otherwise they're empty drivel.

or from the reservoir tank on a toilet, when the power gets shut off due to non payment... Ahhh my youth...

 

[JD3000]

Toilet is also where Bud Ice is found.