Halloween Costume ideas?

I'm going as a 1920's flapper...but how about an umpa lumpa, a trucker, or I had a friend once that put a cardboard box over his head and cut two holes in the front and wrote "mammogram" on the front. That's always a classic.
 
Im undecided on who to be for halloween. stephan zimmerman, the xman, Tom Dunlap or woodlandtc.

I'm leaning toward woodlandtc, I'm already angry and I don't have to act like such a douche bag like I would with the others.

On the other hand, covering up my beautiful locks with a bald guy wig isn't exactly comfortable and I'm pretty sure it's against the law to defame such beautiful and luxurious hair so Tom and almost jeremy are out. I have no idea what "the x man" looks like but I envision him in all white robes with a long white, nobel beard and possibly a son named Jesus, at least that's what most of his posts lead me to believe.

Then there's stephan, "the Easyphloem" Zimmerman. Lots of ideas so far on this costume. I've wrapped a total of 5 down comforters around my body, one per limb and another for mid section. I've also spray painted my windows black, had the curtins drawn, and I basically gave up on life for the past week. I only wear sweat pants and watch re runs of oprah. I stuff my face full of the ever so familiar taste of ice cream and salty, gut wrenching tears as I rehash over my life of what could have been.

And lots of meth. Tons and tons of meth.

After a week of this i finally came to, realized I had soiled myself in my white linens (looks like my x costume is out of the question), proper myself back up, ate a bowl of cerial and realized that I still have another week to perfect my new costume. It's going to be a rough week.
 
You have finally lost it.

Stick with the easy costume... Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

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-Tom
 
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Why not be a sexy logger, have a toy Stihl saw strapped to your belt.

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There you go! What could be better than a hot babe with helmet, muffs, saw and arseless chaps?!

How about adding a pair of suspenders to keep everything up top "together"!

mmm-mmm-Good!
 
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Um, I am going to do everything except the "arse-less chaps", switching that out for short shorts. Its going to be rockin.

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Assless chaps, and flannel/plaid bikini bottoms!
 
I don't know about the red flannel hot shorts. I am thinking denim, a red and black flannel half shirt, the safety glasses, really tall socks with red stripes on the top, and my merrels. Maybe double braids. Also, I plan on carrying an axe. (If I can get away with it). I will be a lumberjack in a bra. Very classy.
 
I'm gonna be a chainsaw weilding maniac at the local for charity haunted house I help with. Last year I was behind a chain link fence. I hooked the negative terminal of a car battery to the fence, positive to the bar of my chainsaw. I jumped out from behind a tree with the saw running(chainless of course),went running on the opposite side of the fence with the bar arcing the whole way down the fence. The wire to the saw had a disconect near the saw so when I ran out of wire in about 40', I just keep running after the people. Made 3 people piss themselves
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Best was when I got the 15 year old primadonna princess from outback, I knew her name and her parents had already gone through and led her over to my corner, I chased her pretty far, I last saw her running full tilt down the road about 4 house away! I wish I had a video of me last year, I was told it looked very cool.
I was up in a pin oak hanging a 5'6" 20 pound atonomically correct skeleton last night around 9pm, then putting "cob webs" on it.
 
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