guts and balls

[TreeDr]

Difference between GUTS and BALLS !!



GUTS IS....
arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your
wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS IS....
coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and
beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say, "You're next fatty"

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[treebear]

Rodeo Sex
While taking your wife from behind - take a good grip in her hair with one hand and whisper in her ear; this is your sisters favourite position too--- and Whoohaa lets ride!!
Svein
www.hogstogrydding.no

 

[Demo]

I thought it was call her by another name , but I like yours better.

 

[Colin]

Do that, and you're guaranteed hallway sex.

 

[rfwoodvt]

MB....Ain't dat da trooth! (but I giggle when I think about it just the same! /forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif)