GRCS vs. Honda XR250R

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I can picture the elderly retired couple next door. He is peering out the window saying "Martha! , get over here and look at what that crazy kid next door is doing now". She says, " Now Henry, mind your own business!"

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I think you were very stupid to do this.

Dont you think you were behaving like a imbecile?

Lowering devices are for lowering wood.

Not lifting dirtbikes.

I'd have had a KTM Duke on the end of that line and you wouldn't have seen me for dust. You'd be trying to haul me up on that ol good rigging system and I'd be half way to New York before ya had a chance to crank that sucker up.

Interesting post nevertheless.

Thanks for putting it up, photos are always good for a laugh.

later dude
 
Anton,
Man cannot live by bread alone.

Actually the motorcycle raising was a highly scientific exploratory test to determine the feasibility of studying the migratory patterns of the incredibly fast moving endangered blue bellied tree critter.

THe only way for scientists to study this animal is to race through the scaffolding branches of massive teak trees in the rain forests. Motorcycles are ideal for this due to the wide branches and spreading canopys, but technical challenges in getting the motorcycles in to the upper canopy have limited critical research (up to now).
Up to now, scientists have been using uni-cycles. But their slow speed in comparison to the turbo powered blue bellied tree critter leaves them far behind and unable to effectively study the 'lil critter.
What they have been able to study on the uni-cycles are the droppings from the critter.
These droppings have limited value except for the retirees living in the sun belts. These retirees utilize the droppings to improve the growth and health of their chia pets.
The droppings up to now, have been incredibly expensive due to the fact that a uni-cycle only had one wheel.
So when the droppings collectors come on a pile of the droppings, usually the single wheel of the uni-cycle is the first on the scene.
The droppings are very very slippery. Well, you can guess the rest of THAT story.
(see the help wanted ads, openings are available for dropping collectors. Must not be afraid of heights, able to drive a uni-cycle on tree branches, and have full health insurance and no dependants.)

With the advent of the mighty GRCS and the lighter more highly manuverable Honda XR250R , this vitally necessary research can now begin in earnest.
Scientists are certain that the data gathered will open the doors to the cure for baldness, bad attitudes in people, and also the ability to pick winning lottery numbers!

TLHamel, Go Man Go!
 
Gotta love those Austrians... KTM, Glock, Diamond Aircraft. I forgot to mention, that's my brother Brock on the bike.

Hey frans, I thought I was bored!
 
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Gotta love those Austrians... KTM, Glock,

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Glock! you gun nut! Rambozo is what we be calling you soon my friend!

Anyways, I just sold this bike in order to buy me some treeclimbing equipmennt.

I'm swapping dirty streets for fresh air and big treeclimbing adventures.

KTM DUKE! GOODBYE!

Was it hard to say goodbye? Hell Yeah!
 
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Mr Frans, are you ok?

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I know, I know, 'anton' (aka ekkka). It is o.k. You have been confronted with my writing genious and awesome ability to effortlessly create verbiage that astounds you and creates a sense of humbleness and awe in your heart. That mental vacuum you are experiancing will pass in time.
The resulting short circuiting in your mind had the result that you are unable to formulate an intelligent response. But dont worry, 00000.1% of the world's population is in the same situation as you!
Time will heal all wounds.

:)
 
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Thanks. Here's the livingroom...

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Let me guess..........You rent!
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Buddy of mine doesn't rent has a SV1000 (exact same a mine) and a race prepped R6 in his kitchen for the winter. REALLY important not to leave the R6 outside as it doesn't use antifreeze, just agua.
 
buddy here, sure wish I had a dirt bike to play with like this. I do have my wifes FZ6 but I don't think she wants me to string it up for the winter.
 

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Can't remember the joy of sliding on my butt at 110 mph. Aparently when you slide on your head at 110mph you may have a tendancy to forget things (concusion), wife loved it though it was her first time at the track. Cool wife though, it was not my last she just doe not come to watch anymore. You should give it a try Mangoes.

Any way none of that is as scary as working in 30 below celcius weather doing tree work.
 
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