Well, the Kushner Stockpile of PPE had a setback. The 39 million masks found by a healthcare union and destined for states (California and New York) turned out to be a hoax. The union was duped by a scam. Luckily, the FBI was right on top of this, and discovered the scam because they're just making sure that the rule of law is obeyed and.... oh, wait. No, they weren't. They were trying to intercept the shipment of masks for FEMA, who was adding to the federal stockpile by intercepting orders placed by hospitals, organizations, etc. to build up the Kushner Stockpile. You know... "all ur mask belong to us" and fuck those lefty liberal states.
So, all those hospitals who placed orders that they never received... you know, the liars and thieves that the Bovine Byproduct is always talking about... actually did order PPE and actually didn't get them. FEMA is using the Defense Emergency Act, and the FBI is helping them, to divert other people's shit to their stockpile... instead of using it to force manufacturers to increase production of PPE, as intended.
Well, I'm sure it will all be just fine. Jolly Jared's MAGA Madness Plan will start diverting gun and ammunition shipments to the Ku Klux Klan and the Constitutional Patriots militia to defend the Great Wall of Trumpsylvania and the zombies and vampires will be held at bay. Meanwhile, we can get to work diverting taxpayer funds to the Royal Family so that a new casino and money laundering wing can be added to the Whitey House.