Fight to the death

Hmmm, I wonder!!!! At least the left 1/2 of JDS' new avi is FINE!
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LOL Thanks Jim, BUT we ought to keep that kind of talk on the "down Low". I want to move to Missouri, and NOT tell my wife!!!!!

I guess I am still stickin' with Team EZ. She is gonna have to show a bit more skin for me to jump to the FT purple clad bunch!
 
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im not funny. my comedy is weird, dark, and often is laced with gay

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Your funny to me baby. I love each time you actaully try to step up and be a man makes me laugh evertime.
 
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im not funny. my comedy is weird, dark, and often is laced with gay

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Your funny to me baby. I love each time you actaully try to step up and be a man makes me laugh evertime.

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Please dont call me that, it makes me feel awkward and cold. i actually rub my arms, look at my toes, and sniffle when other men call me that. Guess its from that time in the back of the chip truck......? I mean a man, you can call me baby anytime!
 
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Boston, this root represents what you do to the tree of comedy

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Hey Gaffer keep talkin smack and I will do things to you (all sexual of course) that would be considered rude to a farm animal! And you'll thank me for it afterwards!
 
I will take the teeth from Fmilytree's mouth and grind them into a powdery base, which I will then mix with a little bit of water and use it to grout my new kitchen backsplash. I'm using replica white subway tiles because it's so freakin' trendy right now.

I will use my hands to grip a baseball bat real hard and swing that bat upon Familytree's left leg until it detaches from the hip area. I will light a massive pile of charcoal and warm up the biggest smoker you have ever seen, and invite all kinds of brown bears, black bear, and wolverines I can to eat of his blackened flesh.


Oh yeah, this just in: Familytree will be up on stage with me at TCIA in Baltimore. Jokes galore. Also, I will emasculate him in front of 100-200 people.



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Oh yeah, this just in: Familytree will be up on stage with me at TCIA in Baltimore. Jokes galore. Also, I will emasculate him in front of 100-200 people.



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and I will love every minute of it.
 
bb why ya got to steal one of my avatars? gaffer there is no way that is a pic of you thats my twin brother hugo (ya gotta love crack). by the way ft, i know you knew that the tea was poo brew ..... there for i thought it was doubly disgusting that you drank it. how was the six pact of caster oil i mixed with it? i bet you haven't crapped right since. although with your life style you probably are used to that problem, right? hugo wants to know about the freaky double agent. he says "WHERE ARE THE SKIN SHOTS?" i know... i know... this is your mind on crack right. bb, you and hugo two peas in a pod; he wants to know when you are coming to memphis so you can get your " hoe show on" ? what ever that means. ft i can't wait to throw a grenade into your casket. ez.... all i can say is " casey jones you better watch your speed". later from the deep down dirty south.
 
i missed like three weeks. i laughed until i cried and had to comment on old jokes. page 33 i think
 
Come on now how about something a little tougher than that like You Orchestrated the floods in Atlanta in an attemp to drown FT on the scream machine like a scene from Final Destination. You can do better than foot odor. I mean following Jesse on that is like Hank Hill taking lawn care advice from Dale Gribble. Get back to the Homo hatred Gay bashing insults, at least you can bust FT for not wearing Manly underwear. Give him a few rips about shopping for panties at Wal mart with JDS or tell him how you are going to stand on his throat whilst pulling up on his nipple rings. something, anything more than foot odor. I mean it is actually more fun to watch sweaty fat people cry on TV.
 
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Come on now how about something a little tougher than that like You Orchestrated the floods in Atlanta in an attemp to drown FT on the scream machine like a scene from Final Destination. You can do better than foot odor. I mean following Jesse on that is like Hank Hill taking lawn care advice from Dale Gribble. Get back to the Homo hatred Gay bashing insults, at least you can bust FT for not wearing Manly underwear. Give him a few rips about shopping for panties at Wal mart with JDS or tell him how you are going to stand on his throat whilst pulling up on his nipple rings. something, anything more than foot odor. I mean it is actually more fun to watch sweaty fat people cry on TV.

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Let's face it, the boys are getting tired....
 
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