Fight to the death

It has come to this. The missouri powers have to divide to keep the playing field "fair". As gaffer hasn't been through all of the ups and downs in this battle of epic proportions, I left it to him to pick a side. He decided that his red hot good looks and long lucious hair were needed to back up team EZ, and us girls need to stick together, FT. So the lines are drawn. EZ, you will seriously regret denying me a fall climb shirt (I posted my butt for it! And what do I get? Nothing!)

So on to important matters. FT, I need to know what our team colors are. Can we have puce? I look great in puce. Or maybe a soft lilac. And our uniforms? What are you thinking? Leather? Suede? (I think a lilac suede would be lovely). As for the mascot, what about the lemur? Or muskrat? Naked mole rats? (If you don't know what they are, google it) Once we quickly clean up on team EZ, we can move on to more important things, like picking out your wedding dress. Then we can do make overs!!
 
I welcome a drunken beast-swilling beaver as my ally. Gaffer, sic balls.

JDS, you will rue the day you ever joined team FT. He will get the team uniforms ordered by himself, and it will be the ugliest shade of lilac you have ever seen. I will be smirking and posting on TMZ mere minutes after taking candid shots of team FT ordering lattes from the corner java house.


The door is not shut on the Fall Climb shirt, but you are foolhardy to think that a picture of your posterior would be enough to persuade me! FOOLHARDY I SAY!


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The door is not shut on the Fall Climb shirt, but you are foolhardy to think that a picture of your posterior would be enough to persuade me! FOOLHARDY I SAY!


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I agree, PM some bikini shots my way, if they are good enough Ill send them over to EZ for qualification on a free shirt!
 
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The door is not shut on the Fall Climb shirt, but you are foolhardy to think that a picture of your posterior would be enough to persuade me! FOOLHARDY I SAY!


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I agree, PM some bikini shots my way, if they are good enough Ill send them over to EZ for qualification on a free shirt!

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hahahahahaha. Awesome bull. Simply awesome.
 
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The door is not shut on the Fall Climb shirt, but you are foolhardy to think that a picture of your posterior would be enough to persuade me! FOOLHARDY I SAY!


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I agree, PM some bikini shots my way, if they are good enough Ill send them over to EZ for qualification on a free shirt!

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You have no idea how close I came to posting a bikini pic. But I decided that I want to be adorded for my witty humor, not my rockin climber abs. My husband gets the bikini pics, the rest of you get my smart attitude.
 
If it helps any bull. She sent me some. But seeing that I'm a huge fan of weiners I thought they were icky and I deleted them.

She did however send me some of her husband in a bikini, now that's something special.

If you huff just the right amount of gold spray paint he almost looks like a hairy grown up version of Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

So dreamy.
 
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You have no idea how close I came to posting a bikini pic. But I decided that I want to be adorded for my witty humor, not my rockin climber abs. My husband gets the bikini pics, the rest of you get my smart attitude.

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Thats what I meant duh! have your husband take the bikine pics, that whole taking pics over your shoulder in a mirror distorts the body!
 
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Just don't give yourself a pink sock before competion. I hear you need all the help you can get!

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For a second there i thought you meant his wardrobe! he would be heart broken not to have his pink socks on!
 
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Gaffer.

I will huff paint regardless.

It's kinda my thing.

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He mentions it all the time in text message form. I'm all, "huh, that's strange that he wants to tell me about a sale on metallic paint at the home depot"...



But then again, I did tell him I wanted to chrome out my Prius hubcaps.




SZ
 
Bostonbull: no pics for you. Not now, not ever. Unless the post team EZ destruction after-party pj pillow fight/make over party with the lilac naked mole rats photos leak to the internet. It's going to be one hell of a bash, with flaming orgasm and blow job shooters all around. In which case, if you are unfortunate enough to be on team EZ, you will never be able to see said pics because your retinas will be permanently detached.
 
BostonBull: You got served.


JDS: You picked the wrong team. My retinas are non-detachable. They have always been that way. Permanently.


FamilyTree: You always have, and still currently do, suck.


Blinky: Mind your own dang business.


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Bostonbull: no pics for you. Not now, not ever. Unless the post team EZ destruction after-party pj pillow fight/make over party with the lilac naked mole rats photos leak to the internet. It's going to be one hell of a bash, with flaming orgasm and blow job shooters all around. In which case, if you are unfortunate enough to be on team EZ, you will never be able to see said pics because your retinas will be permanently detached.

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I have never seen a flaming orgasm, any pics?





I cant remember whos team I am on now........
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