Fight to the death

The only thing you punch after I post is your pillow after you dive head first into your bed screaming and crying that I made fun of you "it's not fair, he's such a meanie" you say as you scream into your mattress and punch your cat stuffed pillows.

Blinky always runs his hand through you hair and says "there there Steven, it's going to be alright, shhhhhh little one, it's gonna be alright"

What you don't know is, in one hand blinky may be running his hands through your hair but the other hand has a knife in it.

Mean while sydog and tyler are listening to the cure while watching the breakfast club on mute, dreaming of the good old molly ringwold days.

Sleep tight sweetie, the end is near.
 
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It's going to be over so quickly it isn't worth taping, just like ez's self released "adult" film.



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Hey!


Nailin' Palin was a critically acclaimed film!



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comedy central has nothing on this place.


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Comedy Central lost me as a loyal viewer when they refused to take "Scrubs" off of their lineup. Instead, they made a whole hour block of it every day.



I guess I am going to have to destroy Comedy Central and Familytree just for good measure.



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Mean while sydog and tyler are listening to the cure while watching the breakfast club on mute, dreaming of the good old molly ringwold days.



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This might be the most truthful thing you have ever written. I have been trying to get Sydogg to move on from Fascination Street since the late 80s, but he refuses.

I do take exception to the term "good old molly ringwold days".


I don't think those days ever existed.






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Scrubs is a rather humorous television program in which I enjoy.

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I'll bet you liked 'Full House' too. Probably have all of the episodes on VHS.



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I used to when I was a kid. You have to realize that when it was aired I was actually young enough to watch it and get a few, young laughs.

But

You watching it back then just came across as creepy and perverted. How old where you? 29? You probably made sydog watch it daily as to throw people off your scent but I know better. I'm onto you.
 
Falseness. Lies.


I never watched Full House. I detest the one they call "stamos", and only think the one they call "saggat" is funny when he is doing the "aristocrats" joke.


Today I am adding the finishing touches to my Familytree killing machine. I has many levers and buttons to push, and one giant serpentine belt that drives many various components of the machine.

The end result will be a time-saving device that will allow me to vanquish my foe, and move on to more important things, like providing for my family by working.


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it's a shame that it doesn't run on your crushed dreams and short comings because that thing would run forever, especially when I destroy you.

Today I saw roadkill and wished it was you.

Also, whatever you do, don't get into a car accident on your way home and die. That would be terrible.

I love you.
 
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Today I saw roadkill and wished it was you.


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Me too, but instead of wishing it was me, I was wishing it was you.


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Also, whatever you do, don't get into a car accident on your way home and die. That would be terrible.

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How bad would you feel if I posted that I died in a car accident later this evening?

Answer: you would feel real bad.

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I love you.

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So doesn't my mom.


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