Fight to the Death 2011

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I;d pay to see that on pay per view from up here at one of our tropical, sandy beaches..
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yeah, that is Ontario in the summer
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Re: Cary Gibson called me out

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I;d pay to see that on pay per view from up here at one of our tropical, sandy beaches..
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Your brain must be frostbitten. Tropical? Ontario????
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I think not. You Canucks are so amusing, but yes, I think a pay per view contract is on the way, unfortunately we will now be required to climb w/ tires strapped to our butts and carry humans and/or live animals... THANKS a ton guys.
 
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This thread just got AWESOME.

Laurie, Nora - bring the videos!

Even being Canadian I won't just automatically side with Nora - Rest assured I can be an internationally unbiased judge of women climbers in bikinis.
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I am thinking this is about exhibiting FEATS OF PHYSICAL PROWESS. The guys think, well hope, its about exhibiting FEATS OF PHYSICAL NAKEDNESS.

But its about us girls, and about what we can do, um.... for our country or some sh*t like that...

I think we need our own thread too. Why are we hanging off this guy thread anyway. TOM!!! Can you move us to a new thread?? Starting with Songbird bugging me about hair styles or some d*mn thing?

And don't mistake this act of solidarity for some kind of Canadian 'niceness' 'cause it ain't!
 
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HEY! Hey you!
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to drink a beer unless you brought enough to share with the whole class?? If my teachers said it once, they said it a million times.


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Hey birdie girl! I'll split a case with ya,...if you earned it.

See my rope? Looks like yours but mine is a working rope. Its dirty and sappy now. IT deserves a beer end of day. Has yours even been outside yet?


rope small by altacal, on Flickr

I earned my beer today missy!


cutting off limb by altacal, on Flickr

Well OK. this was a couple of weeks ago. Slayed a really big sappy spruce today but no pic.

And it gets even better...sometimes I get to go where few have gone before willingly...


goin to the dump by altacal, on Flickr

If our clean fill site is closed I even get to dump the truck at the landfill proper. My job is so SEXY compared to your artsy one!

And some days I''m digging holes all over town with the grinder..


stump grinder sm by altacal, on Flickr

Hot, sweaty and dirty...frightening decent folk in convenience stores all over town.

So, I have EARNED my beer!! You earn yours?...come on up.

Bye bye for now Birdie!

OH. and our flag so totally kicks your flag. Yours looks like pyjamas. ha ha ha!
 
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You have embarked on an arduous quest my passerine friend! Do not provoke me lightly!
Let us see if your fine southern ways can catch me. Or match my Northern spirit!
Your Phoenix fire does not scare me!

...unless you create your own soundtrack for your vids..
Then I might be hooped.
 
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Laurie and I are currently in production of her 1st Movie. She not only stars in the film but somehow manages to write and sing for the audio track as well. This after construting the set out of steel, rasing two kids, and babysitting me on Facebook from time to time. Its amazing. Whats that I smell...fresh baked bread for the set?!?! Wow, will her talents ever cease to surface.

It was not an easy choice to go with Stephan over Powell in the original FTTDT, and its not very easy to choose sides this time either but Im going to have to go with Laurie, mostly because of all the "Team Laurie" shirts I had made up.
 
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I;d pay to see that on pay per view from up here at one of our tropical, sandy beaches..
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yeah, that is Ontario in the summer
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Your brain must be frostbitten. Tropical? Ontario????
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I think not. You Canucks are so amusing, but yes, I think a pay per view contract is on the way, unfortunately we will now be required to climb w/ tires strapped to our butts and carry humans and/or live animals... THANKS a ton guys.

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hahaha notice.... how no one is really in the water except for the brave few who dont mind major shrinkage and hypothermia. america has warmer waters and better surfing
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Dirty, grimy, sweaty?? Whine whine whine. Try a metals shop in mid-August, Warrior Princess!!! The fumes, the sparks, the clothing catching on fire...
Oh how I DREAM of a nice cushy tree working job! Fresh air, sunshine, green things...instead of slaving away welding and pounding hot metal all day. It's like working in the fiery forges of Hephestus himself... mind you, there are a few Greek Gods I wouldn't mind hanging out with, but he would not be my first choice. Apollo, I'd take Apollo. Mercury, maybe, Adonis...


welding is HOT! 100*?...pfffft! by divawelder, on Flickr

but through the near heat-stroke, I keep smiling & making stuff


steel work/harder than tree work? by divawelder, on Flickr

even though, unlike your methods of treeclimbing, welding half-nekkid is not recommended...


welding naked not recommended by divawelder, on Flickr

I look forward to the day when all I have to do is climb a tree, cut some stuff, and relax to earn my beer (actually I'll see your beer & raise you some fine Kentucky Bourbon)


all this climbing makes me mello by divawelder, on Flickr

I will get right on practicing for stomping your possibly superior tree skills, just as soon as I am finished touring with Eddie Vedder.


me & Eddie by divawelder, on Flickr

SOOOOO many other things to do while I'm gearing up to whoop some Canadian arse. BUT somebody's gotta do it
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One more thing... Jesse, thanks for the vote of confidence, but seeing how you still need to carry both Frax and me up a tree to answer Cary's last stunt in your battle to the death (remember that battle? I think there's a thread on here somewhere about that) it may not be wise to choose sides. But once we women are done with our own match up, there may be only one left standing (ME) so choosing will not be necessary. Mwahhhhhahah
 
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I was a little more worried about this:Screen shot 2011-06-16 at 8.41.22 PM
 

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what, that nice girl helping the other one adjust her swimsuit? LOL! But you must be kidding me, girls would never try this hard to impress each other!

Now the beer-chugging, tree climbing bromance thing, on the other hand was looking pretty serious...
 
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Hey American bird!

You showered and shaved yet?

Earned your slug of bourbon? Is it real or do you cook it up down in the 'holler'?
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Me whine? Not EVER chicky!
About working the awesomest job in the awesomest place on Earth? I think not. See that blue Alberta sky? This is in April. I must be down to two layers and no toque either under that helmet. See how awesome this place is? This ash tree will be leafed out by late June too - in a good year.


ash pruning by altacal, on Flickr

I ain't even intimidated that you have a 'second' in your corner and a whole bunch of TB guys in Team Laurie. Yeah you know who you are!

And go ahead and get all Hollywood with superior production techniques. Typical American.
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I'm sure it will be awesome. Especially with your original soundtrack. You will likely win the popular vote.

Me? Going Canuck style. I'm going to stick to pure clean woman on tree action. No gimmicks, no eye candy, no bling. Just 'me-on-tree' (no not like THAT - just legit tree stuff - sorry)
Stripped down to its barest ESSENCE! (no not like THAT Robinia - sorry again).

..once I figure out the GoPro. I got it out of its box already which took a bit of mental effort on my part.

Later SISTA! Watch yer butt!
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watch out Fraxy, I've been doing a lot of blacksmithing lately, I'll just pull myself up that FL rope!!!
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I turn my back on your taunts... and continue to ready my nice clean ropes for our battle.

I'll just pull myself up the FL by divawelder, on Flickr

(hey, you have mile long legs, I have to try to work somethin' here)

But I think we've said enough by way of introduction, everyone here knows who the contestants are... let's get ON with it.
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Bring on the vids

Oh, umm, can I borrow your cool new helmet cam? .... Ahem, I mean, I hear you got yourself a bunch of new stuff, including a nice light-weight saddle & some new combat boots... Enjoy the new swag, you gear head, you'll need every advantage you can get!!! but PA-LEEZE don't get yourself stuck at the top of your rope again, Princess!!! Half of the FL deal is getting back DOWN to the ground in one piece.

Oh, has it stopped sleeting up there in the Great White North Wasteland yet?? Becuase I am SOOOO happy soaking up the green down here in God's country
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swimming in green by divawelder, on Flickr

Let's see what you got Canada
 

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