Fight to the Death 2011

Re: Cary Gibson called me out

No Jesse tree climbing was the real winner here hmmmm yep you're both winners [group hug].

Don't you hate that stuff
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...I do!

Seriously you have both shattered any lingering hope that I might have had to gain some personal inner strength recapturing the fitness and strength and flexibility I had only a few years back...all pointless now;

I am never going to find any attractive women to hang underneath my arse as I strain a valve pulling us both up a rope [I'm sure that's slang for something rude somewhere in the world!
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I am never going to be willing to drink a bottle of mexican beer in one go [I have way too much respect for real ale to do that to my taste buds] I like the hard lemonade better.

If I tried doing the hand stand push up they would find me the next day in a crumpled heap with a snapped neck.

I will not climb in shorts...its bad karma, unless you can find an attractive woman to hang under my arse whilst I...[see above]

However you have both demonstrated your strength and climbing skills and you imaginative sense of humour for that I envy and detest you both equally
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Re: Cary Gibson called me out

Yeah, come on Jesse, we'll let ya haul us around in a tree.

Then Cary would have to hook BOTH of his kids on to catch up with you!

Of course, Nora would have to defect to the U.S, at least temporarily... I'm thinking this could happen during the KY TCC in Oct...
 
Re: Cary Gibson called me out

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I will defect if I can hang off Jesse's butt.

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LOL!
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not a bad prospect, eh Canada?

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I'll fight ya for him
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I might even do the whole Princess Leia cinnamon roll hair style too
 
Re: Cary Gibson called me out

Well... well Songbird!

Are we gonna have us a Canada vs US thing going too? You do realize who I am, right?

Xylem Warrior Princess. I slay stuff!!!


X warrior small by altacal, on Flickr

Don't be fooled by the smile. i must have been in a rare good mood.

Here in this godforsaken land of 7 months of winter and 5 months of summer (that feels like your weenie winter), we are cold hardy and bred tough!

What you got, KENTUCKY WOMAN!!!???
 
Re: Cary Gibson called me out

Chillax Canada... it's past 6A.M., pop open another Moosehead... put on a parka and a toque...

don't make me get my Songbird talons out and come up there...

umm, OK, this is all I got, for now. But I'm gonna go shopping for some Princess clothes and a PhotoShop program, but now, dammit, I'm late for work.

But when I get home IT IS ON!!! (after I make dinner and stuff for the kids, I mean) but THEN you are in so much trouble!!!!!
I think this might call for some bourbon.


songbird by divawelder, on Flickr
 
Re: Cary Gibson called me out

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I have never been more pleased in my life.
Carry on.

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Bless you my brother.
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I will be honored to officiate the match. The only rules are regarding safety. Other than that...
 
Re: Cary Gibson called me out

Good evening Songbird, my fine feathered friend.

I have returned from my day of slaying stuff. My weapons have been cleaned and sharpened. I will give this more attention now.

Yes, OK. You are likely younger than me, definitely more beautiful than me. And you can float and fly with grace amongst your famous eastern hardwood forests..in your sexy top of the line TreeMotion saddle.

You also possess the artistic muses. How many are there? Twelve or so? Whatever....

What do I have? Well this is it...

I.
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CANADIAN!!!!!!


Cdn1 by altacal, on Flickr

Cheers sista!
 
Re: Cary Gibson called me out

HEY! Hey you!
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to drink a beer unless you brought enough to share with the whole class?? If my teachers said it once, they said it a million times.

Hey! Share your beer! by divawelder, on Flickr

And don't think I'm falling for the "I'm so nice because I'm Canadian... let me compliment you" trap.

You may be taller than me, and blonder than I was even like 3 boxes of Ms Clairol ago... and you can actually do tree work without adult supervision... and you know the genus and phylum of a few trees (like the trees care, pffft)... and you remembered to go to the store and get alcohol, even if I can only guess at what complete swill that is you are drinking.

Point is, America has a cooler flag, and we have Nascar and tropical white sandy beaches...
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and we have REAL tree climbing comps!
We will go head to head in October, but until then, since neither of us can really foot lock yet, I bet I can get better at it, faster than you can. I CHALLENGE YOU to win the coveted "most improved foot locking chick" award, voted on by all 4 of the other people who give a cr@p about this post.

(BTW, relieved to see that Cary is still alive, & didn't burst anything important in that last impressive feat of strength and machismo)
& I wonder what Jesse is doing now w/ all the Star Wars footage he has left over?

So anyway, you go ahead, keep that foul-flavoured water all to yourself, I'll be over here getting my ropes in order... waiting to kick yer Northern butt
 
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