
Oh, that's rich! You're a funny guy!

Offer up a chipper, yeah, right.
Our dealer (and the only Morbark dealer in CT) sucks sweaty donkey balls, so no, no loaner. There is definitely the possibility that if we had a better dealer, they could have pushed corporate into covering more of the repair bill, or giving us a loaner, but I'm guessing our local ass-hats didn't even try.
We've tried using dealers out of state, but no luck. It turns out they're very protective of their territory, and as soon as a dealer in another state hears where we're calling from, they won't do business with us and tell us we
must use our local dealer.