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My phone number used to be 1-800-CUT-TREE. Picture I'm at the gass station and the number is EMBLAZENDED in one foot high letters accross the side. Picture

Guy walks up and asks "Do you cut trees?"......

Side note: Glad I wasn't a smart alec on that one. We did his job for 3K in 7 hours and his neighbor hired us for 13K for 3 days
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Ahhhh the late 90's!!!!!..... The days when tree work could afford toys like that!!!
 
"and they didn't hit the house"

2 thousand pound dead leader over fence/house...... "Ohh....my husband is going to do that...."

Excited onlookers......."EEE!!!!.... He looks like a monkey/squirell up there!"

"well..... They took it down and SAID that they would come back tomarrow to clean up the rest...."
 
client: don't worry he's friendly (160 pound dog barking and running at us.

Client: that was just a love bite (after said dog bites my buddy in the hand)
 
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"You said you were going to cut it to GROUND LEVEL!" (Even though I have never said that!)

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You might of meant level with the ground.

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Hahahaha! I think people just hear what they want to hear, and don't realize that the tree stump is surrounded by a large swollen area until it's cut down. Then they want the mound gone, too.

-Tom
 

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