Do you have a price?

[Ron]

A man sitting in a bar noticed a very attractive woman sitting alone. He walked over to her and said, "Excuse me ma'am, would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" (I know that's a little crude, but hang in there you'll see the wisdom.) Naturally, she was taken by surprise but still, a million dollars, she said, "Yes."

The man said, "Ok, how about for $5?" The woman was incensed and exclaimed, "What kind of a woman do you think I am?" The man replied, "We've already established what kind of woman you are; now we're haggling over the price."

 

[Jman]

My wife will love this joke.

 

[Ron]

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My wife will love this joke.

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LOL - you're gonna get in trouuuuble.

 

[Jman]

"Thats good" ha she tells some dirty jokes. You should hear some of the zingers her dads tells us.

 

[HÖLLENREICH]

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dads

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Did you just tell us that your wife was raised by meat smokers???????

 

[Jman]

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dads

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Did you just tell us that your wife was raised by meat smokers???????

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That one made me laugh a bit. Dad's for anyone who doesn't have any time on their hands but to hand check for spelling.

 

[Blinky]

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My wife will love this joke.

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LOL - you're gonna get in trouuuuble.

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The truth hurts, eh?

 

[HÖLLENREICH]

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Dad's for anyone who doesn't have any time on their hands but to hand check for spelling.

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LMAO I get the spell checkers bust my stones all the time. Seems to be their first jab at me if I have a differant opion then they do.

 

[Jman]

Whats the second jab? I have a few I'm hanging on to. I'll wait till the work day old man

You've probably been doing tree work longer than I have been alive!

 

[easyphloem]

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LMAO I get the spell checkers bust my stones all the time. Seems to be their first jab at me if I have a differant opion then they do.

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No. They just don't like rednecks from South Carolina.



SZ

 

[JDS]

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LMAO I get the spell checkers bust my stones all the time. Seems to be their first jab at me if I have a differant opion then they do.

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No. They just don't like rednecks from South Carolina.



SZ

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Cause North Carolina is that much different? Puhlease.

 

[GAFFER]

So an arborist from NJ goes to see his doctor and is waiting in the room. The doctor walks in and says "well, first off, you are going to have to stop masterbating."
The arborist from NJ says "Why is that?"
The doctor replies"Because I am here to give you an EYE EXAM!"

 

[JDS]

How many arborists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three... A crewleader to assign the task, another to establish a TIP and climb, and a third to spot the climber. Remember, real arborists don't need ladders.

 

[JDS]

Oh, wait, make that four, I forgot the saleman that had to come bid the job... Shout out to EZ.

 

[easyphloem]

Boo-Ya.



SZ

 

[HÖLLENREICH]

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No. They just don't like rednecks from South Carolina.

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would be a close second, more so "your stupid, ignorant, self involed" They all run in the top.

 

[Ron]

"your [you're] stupid, ignorant, self involed [self-involved]" ???

 

[rfwoodvt]

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