Sadly I can't drink alcohol. Part of my parole agreement, and I ain't ever going back there. F****ck that!
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Here, Here! Coffee and my lovely bride (mostly coffee) saved me from a lifetime of free rent for an 8x10, or a certain early grave!
JeffGu
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...now, I gotta figure out what to have for supper.
You might want to think about something a little more nutritious for dinner buddy. May I suggest you start with a dark stout or porter. I’m sure that you are well aware there are few things more nutritious than a good, dark beer. For your next coarse something like a double espresso with a bunch of whole cream and a shitload of sugar would be wonderful. I myself would finish up this lovelyy and highly nutritious meal with some fried Spam because it f***cking yummy, and high in fat and protein.
JeffGu
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No can do the Cheese Whiz... I ate a jar of that crap and my appendix ruptured 3 hours later. For real. If it ain't real cheese, I don't eat it. No pasteurized, fake, plastic, cheese-like junk. No Velveeta crap, no "American" cheese-like slices.
All other suggestions by @JD3000 and @rico meet with my high standards for tasty crap and healthy food. I mean, sure, you could eat tofu and huff rainbow farts and jump around like a cranked up kangaroo rat on some excercise program... but look where that got Richard Simmons. He's fat, goofy, and despised by everyone but horny octogenarians.
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JeffGu
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He'd probably go willingly, dressed like this...
JeffGu
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I like that dude's hat...
Finally, a climbing helmet I can work with.
JeffGu
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Oh, @rico... that helmet is the one for you, man. I can see you 90' up a redwood with that thing on.
"There, bitches... I got a helmet on. Now, get the fuck outta here before I show you the true meaning of natural crotch rigging."
"There, bitches... I got a helmet on. Now, get the fuck outta here before I show you the true meaning of natural crotch rigging."
I think it goes without saying the you are without a doubt, quite possibly one of my 4th 0r 5th favorite people (you too JD) on this gawd forsaken forum.
Stihlmadd
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now all I need is an IV attachment...
JeffGu
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Kills two birds with the same stone. Pun intended.
Oh, and spicy rye. Three birds.
Oh, and spicy rye. Three birds.
