Climbing prongs

[Daniel]

I think a monkey would be the ticket.. can just see a crew of rescued chimps in saddles, dead wooding with handsaws..

 

[Treezybreez]

Monkeys are evil. If they get the chance they will poop in their hand and throw it at you. Trust me you don't want a monkey. I had a little marmoset that was alright but, I still would rather eat them.

 

[BRIAN_GRASS]

I always think how sweet it would be to have a shrink ray. Walk into a backyard look up at an 100'+ cottonwood, reach into your climbing bag pull out a shrink ray and a pair of hand pruners.

 

[Jeff]

...a shrink ray

Oh, the possibilities!
"Chip truck's full!"
!!!SHRINK!!!
1 tiny little pellet of chips remaining in the corner of the truck.
Then when you decide to retire it:
"For sale: 2002 chip truck, 97k miles, only dumped once"

 

[BRIAN_GRASS]

never thought of that......I always run into the massive climber and its me and the new guy.

 

[Worthaug]

A drone with a camera and remote controlled hook or claw to recover stuck throw weights and set lines.

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[oceans]

Oh, the possibilities!
"Chip truck's full!"
!!!SHRINK!!!
1 tiny little pellet of chips remaining in the corner of the truck.
Then when you decide to retire it:
"For sale: 2002 chip truck, 97k miles, only dumped once"

Needs new rear springs due to ultra dense load for 14 years. Load included. Mostly fine soil towards the cab, ranging to gorgeous dimensional chips towards the rear. Great for gardeners.

 

[oldoakman]

I'm still waiting for the 3-D lazer station. Set up the stations, take a 3-D picture of the tree, take a light pen and make what needs pruned out, bit "start" and clean up the ashes, or leave them for soil amendment. Easy peazy.

 

[oceans]

I'm still waiting for the 3-D lazer station. Set up the stations, take a 3-D picture of the tree, take a light pen and make what needs pruned out, bit "start" and clean up the ashes, or leave them for soil amendment. Easy peazy.

You could do a model presentation of how the tree would look when it's done. This way, the client wouldn't be surprised when "...it looks like you didn't do anything".