BRITNEY HAD HER BABY!!!!

No message, just completely elated and taking the weekend off to celebrate. Isn't it wonderful? Been anticipating this historic moment with glee, complete attention, and God bless America.
 
Excellent idea Alves. You have inspired me!

I am seriously considering founding the BritBuzz web site where all of us die-hard Britney fans can have serious discourse about all things related Britney.
 
I'm practicing her moves. She's inspirational to so many. Everytime I feel downtrodden or confused with life I listen carefully to her thoughtful lyrics and the world becomes all good again.

I have 800 different ring tones on my cellphone. With this new download from Teen.com I can have 1200 more. It's only $29.00 a month but I get a free holder for my recharge gismo.

Katrina is so yesterday, I mean really.
 
No, she's that hurricane that Laura Bush was complaining to the press about regarding Bush's guitar playing: "people should quit blaming him...he didn't do anything!"

Missions Accomplished. All campaign donors (Bush's Rangers)are now agency heads.

Hey - isn't so bad, our Texas Secretary of State was a used car salesman...only. He's repealed the lemon laws. I can now sell my '84 F-250 to some unsuspecting Mexican that thinks the frozen odometer is accurate because I told him so.

My partner's a 28-yr federal agent, trained in counter-terrorism, he terminated his career because his newly assigned boss was a campaign manager, from nowhere. He feeds brush into my Bandit and is learning how to climb.

We're fucked, obviously. But hey - Britney's belly is going to heal fast and that's all I care about.
 
But I am Butch!!

I'm dying to see Britney's stretch marks, or watch her pull out that tit in public to feed that baby!

The images of flood victim's got me down, but there's one where they pull-out a hot babe from an attic and her g-string is showing. All the G.I.'s were cheering not her rescue but her ass. Cool. She was white too, and that got everone hot. Tired of seeing just colored folks swimming around.

You think the Bush twins will do a Hustler centerspread? One that shows some ooze? Way cooler than a flood-photo opp. They don't do those anyway. Floods and suffering that is.

Been thinking about having my butt tucked. Anyone care to share their experience?

Hugo Chavez sent processed gasoline to the Port of New Orleans, Bush sent Michael Brown. Pat Robertson wants Chavez assassinated and the American public to pray for Bush's continued leadership. I didn't know Jesus was a pedophile nazi-whore. Way cool.

Calm down? Not until every rip-off lying republican American Christian sleeze-ball is in lock-down at Guantanamo without due process for an indefinite period of time. In the meantime, I want my just due...no more estate taxes and more recruits for the war on terror, as long as they aren't our blond-haired blue eyed spoon-fed spoiled frat boys of the College Republicans, driving their BMW's or daddies' Espalade. Four wheel drive is not optional - it's necessary to pull that old black guy on the end of the log chain to his death. Good fun, many laughs, and an agency appointment when he gets his degree in real estate and did good on the campaign.

Cocaine is bad, negroes smoke the shit. But Joelle Bush can get red-carpet treatment for her addiction. Flood victims have it better now than before, they have zero rights to bitch. Don't show the dead bloater/floaters...we gotta respect the next of kin who can't determine that the green greasy blob of wormy stink is even a negro or not.

Brittney had her baby. May God bless her a fine erotic lifestyle of the rich and famous and tantilizing suggestive squirms but cover that marble tit in the Halls of Justice because it's pornographic, and Dick Cheney's wife can continue writing lesbian porn as long as Dick's bed and breakfast cabins on the Guadalupe River here down the road can be non-taxable luxuries because he claims he lives there. When a 30-yr old female Latino lawyer affirms this from her desk at the Texas' Secretary of State's office, she's fired by the Secretary of State - a Bush appointee who's only experience was as a used car salesman.

Let's reduce government and eliminate taxes, I don't want to help some fat pig white guy getting richer, I just want to adopt a greatful negro that can't think, bends over good, and works the point on patrol.

Isn't it funny we're not being given a body count - going on two weeks after the storm? Hey - they're black. Who the fuck cares?

Show us some nipple Brittney!!!!

I want to head-up the Federal Task Force on Interner Porn. I'm more than qualified, I have sex with females. My opponent is a Catholic priest, and he's puttin' his peeper into little boy's butts, but he's a good republican and thinks we're winning in Iraq.

WE're number one. And I fought to preserve the rights I have to say everything I just did. The one's who are trying to control me from doing just such never did, never will, and never could.

Other than that I'm cool, really. I'm a tree guy. I support Halliburton every time I gas-up at the pump. God bless America but don't take away our Neiman Marcus.
 
I'm sorry. It's extreme. So is killing people in the name of oil.

On the bright side, I got my dual citizenship and the combined total of fat pounds lost on ABC's hot new reality show The Biggest Loser is over 800 lbs.

Imagine that.
 
god damn oakwit...get a vaporizer and some hash or some zanex and a beer or something , shit find a college girl that looks like brittany and break loose pull an all nighter ..bring lube!!just remember they don't understand anything more than drinking games and where they should put their legs.. take just a moment away from reality. BUY AMERICAN as we don't support the towel e ban for our hash, but the va will kick down little smiley pills, and pay you to take them. you earned it c mon..as long as you dont mind talking to a foreigner for a doctor.."inhale..exhale..i just got an ounce in the mail" NOTE I DO NOT SUPPORT THE USE OF DRUGS...BUT SOME PEOPLE REQUIRE THEM...otherwise they ramble on about politics and brittanys nipples...mmmm nippples
 
What is it about nipples anyway?

And Butch - had my oil changed at WWorld!! Next day I was two quarts low. But I saved four bucks until I had to buy more oil.

I agree about the new American younger gals. They wouldn't even be worth the $15,000 the Saudi's used to pay for good hard blonde flesh. Times they are a changin'. Serbian's bring a lot more on the market. They have a brain too.

I might take that offer for a night with some bimbo gal. A second year law student maybe. Same thing.
 

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