Bird Flu

[RGus]

As some of you know I have recently returned from a six week internship in Thailand. The avian bird flu has been found in the area of Thailand that I stayed in. Unfortunalty I think I may have come down with the bird flu.

According to a government website the following symptoms of the bird flu include:
1. High fever
2. Sore joints
3. Upset Stomach
4. Soften Stool
5. The sudden urge to shit on someones windshield

In the last week I have shit on about 4 windshields, I am screwed!!

 

[Tom Dunlap]

ARe you tied in when you're up in the tree?

 

[RogerM]

LOL /forum/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif
Best of luck with that.

 

[Alves]

seriously ryan stop drinking sooo much tequila

 

[Colin]

Or at least eat a good meal first!

 

[glens]

Back in High School, I recall one evening on the 5:00 news the anchor suggested that in preparation for the upcoming prom night, to eat a couple bowls of corn flakes just before going out so as to sop up the alcohol so it doesn't hit all of a sudden. Somewhat surprising to hear that except maybe for the fact that DRINKING AGE WAS 18 back then; whoohoo!