Well, Angela, as a certified tree registered in the census of the Nisqually Wildlife Refuge, I can say that many trees are still seeking removal. Unfortunately, us treekin have no suicide hotline, so some old trees are happy to be removed by experts. I will say that some things in the tree community can really mess with our non-existent brains. A strong oak tree that grew across the lake from me was the victim of someone using his branches to hang himself. It was some pretty gruesome stuff. And of course you have young lovers vandalizing our pristine, beautiful bark by inscribing their initials. Anyway, besides the suicidal, we also have some trees who are seeking more than asexual reproduction and are into some crazy kinks and fetishes. If you ever happen to be in the Washington area, I will gladly let you saw through my trunk and chop me into planks. I will be fine as I am a quaking aspen and can just send out more shoots to regrow. In conclusion, you have many options to continue your pursuit of tree slaughter, Angela.
Sincerely, Quaking Aspen