what would you do????

Wow Nick. That is really clever. I cant wait to try that out in my pine trees today. How much tail did you leave up there? I would assume about 6 inches or even less?
Again, thanks for making that. Very cool. The Zombies will be dumbfounded!
 
Apparently none of you were boy scouts.

This is a sheepshank, it's a old knot.... something you kids probably never bothered to learn....

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When the knot is weighted the center leg is unloaded and can be cut. When you unweight the knot it will fall free... old hat guys. Listen to yer elders next time.
 
Since i am a practitioner of Tai Chi......I would lure said zombies to the edge of the cliff and assist them in Throwing themselves off then simply go the other way!
Keep the rope for some tree work later on in the story.
Or maybe call buffy the vampire slayer to help me out! Can she kill zombies too? just an excuse to hang out with her!!
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It's Alice you want to kill zombies. Milla Jovovich makes zombie slaughter look GOOD!

And Nobiffy, I'm figuring my pants are already shat in since zombies are the only thing that scare me more than women... so the dodgy knot ain't no thang.
 
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Such a great use of the English language to describe the motion of the undead.

Never underestimate a slow zombie. Slow zombies....they lull you into a false sense of security, you believe you have loads of time to escape them but its their relentless and inevitable thirst for brains that drives them on and on toward their prey - live humans, who by their nature(short attention span) always let their guard down.

I once saw a slow zombie at a Geezers comp, in fact there were a few, took a pic of them - I believe the one on the far left goes by the name of Easy P.

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Yeah she does!!! Get Kate Beckinsale to help out (just in case some of the zombies are also werewolves) and problem solved! Yee ha!!! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!!
 
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I seen that knot used on man vs wild. Personally it would scare the hell out of me. But it would work.

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That doesn't surprise me, Bear seems to do most everything dangerously.
 
I would execute the first wave of zombies with extreme prejudice, and decapitate them with my knife. (isn't that the only way to kill them?) Then I would eat one of their brains to show em' I aint frucking around. Last I would gut the remaining zombies and tie their intestines together to finish the descent....you know, just keep it simple.
 
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I'll answer this question with a question: What do you get if you cross a Elephant with a Rhino?
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A Rhinephant, everyone knows that. That was a silly question...
 
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I would execute the first wave of zombies with extreme prejudice, and decapitate them with my knife. (isn't that the only way to kill them?) Then I would eat one of their brains to show em' I aint frucking around. Last I would gut the remaining zombies and tie their intestines together to finish the descent....you know, just keep it simple.

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He totaly would too.
 
I see nobody has a workable solution for this most serious problem. No wonder you all have to earn a living by working.

I would take out my cell and call 911... Duh! HELLO!? then I would call the owner of the job and ask why he didn;t tell me about this ^&@#^@$%&#%^&!!!!!

lastly I would call my insurance guy and see if this is covered...
 
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