All this just reminded me of a funny story...
I was working a short job once helping to get/keep things sorted out on a large construction site. Near the end of the job we were waiting on a large (neighborhood of one ton in weight) machine drive gearbox. The local business who was to provide it to us, when asked where the hell it was, said it was at their shop about 40 miles away across the state line, and they could have it to us maybe the next day. We had several millwrights twiddling their thumbs in the mean-time, so I hopped in a spotter truck to go fetch it myself. It was an F700 with a short stick on it.
The guy at the local shop asked if I'd take a pallet of stuff with me to the other shop and I said okay.
When I got there, he put the pallet on the back of the truck. I looked around for some tie-down straps and found nothing, so told him to put it in the middle, up tight against the front of the available bed and hit the road.
When I got to their other shop, they swapped pallets and didn't have anything there either which I could borrow to tie it down. Oh well...
So I'm heading home with it, taking the freeway. Not too far into the state line, I was for some reason intently watching a semi slowly pass me, when it suddenly jumped in front of me and decelerated onto an off-ramp. As I went by him I looked over and he had this look on his face like he couldn't believe what he was seeing. I figured I knew why, but then I looked up and saw he was taking the ramp into the open weigh station! I began wondering if I was supposed to pull in or not, but it was a moot point 'cause I sure as hell wasn't about to anyway. Not only did I not have the load secured, but I didn't know whether or not some special license was required for a truck that size, much less even have any drivers license with me!
I intently watched the mirrors for one of the troopers' cars to come chasing me down, but they didn't. I took the next exit a couple of miles up the road and stayed on the back roads the rest of the way home.
I'm so bad... At any rate, it would had to have been about 15 years ago, so I'd think any statute of limitations would have expired by now. If not, then of course I deny having typed this.
