No Rope Wrench in 2013 Sherrill Master Catalog

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Check out page 169. I spy a wrench!

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Ok, all you guys talking catalogs and looking at pictures and stuff just cost me 330 bucks at treestuff........stop it!

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You just go ahead and tell your wife whatever she needs to hear!
 
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Check out page 169. I spy a wrench!

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Ok, all you guys talking catalogs and looking at pictures and stuff just cost me 330 bucks at treestuff........stop it!

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You just go ahead and tell your wife whatever she needs to hear!

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Too late!!!!!
I already paid for my freedom and now climb trees and ride a motorcycle when ever <u>I</u> want to.
 
The main reason it's not in the catalog is because they haven't come up with a super fancy/dumb name for the same exact technology as everyone else has.

They are going to produce a tether exactly like the others but it'll be named "Gods Boner" or "the tampon" and it'll be touted as "innovative" and cost you 7$ more then its way better stitched counterpart being made by better companies.


Count it.
 
If treemagineers invented it the rope wrench would be in that catalog

Probably allowed to be used in competitions too

I think it's time to come up with a catchy hairstyle bing
 
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The main reason it's not in the catalog is because they haven't come up with a super fancy/dumb name for the same exact technology as everyone else has.

They are going to produce a tether exactly like the others but it'll be named "Gods Boner" or "the tampon" and it'll be touted as "innovative" and cost you 7$ more then its way better stitched counterpart being made by better companies.


Count it.

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But how do you really feel?

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I'm thinking they could run a 'package' deal. One free shot bag with every gods boner purchased.

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You forgot he was talking about Sherrill.
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If treemagineers invented it the rope wrench would be in that catalog

Probably allowed to be used in competitions too

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I guess we'll never know, will we? Does Tobe even work there anymore? Was the first Treemotion allowed in the comps?
 
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I'm thinking they could run a 'package' deal. One free shot bag with every gods boner purchased.

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Wouldn't it be 2 free bags with the boner?
 
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I'm thinking they could run a 'package' deal. One free shot bag with every gods boner purchased.

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Wouldn't it be 2 free bags with the boner?

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Two certainly would be better, but with only one it's much closer to divine intervention, especially if you never hit the crotch.
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......works great too. They also sell an 8" STIFFY for those that don't like it that big :)

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"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"
So size does matter?



Really sorry for that, I could not help myself.
 
The rope wrench made it into the most recent Slim Jim catalog. All concerns have been worked out it appears and rope wrenches are being sold at sherrill once again.
 
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