Never gets old...

[CutHighnLetFly]

https://capecod.craigslist.org/zip/6067214291.html

All you gotta do it dead wood the trees around her house and all the wood from the removals is yours!

But only if you're a pro. That does work...for barters instead of actually money

 

[Tuebor]

"...for someone who wants to turn the labor into dollars."

Yeah, just not Mary's dollars.

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[Raven]

and they've been standing dead for a few years too? Some peoples kids, where do they get these ideas? Like there are tree guys just sitting around waiting for trees to die so they can get the precious firewood and get rich and fat from one big 10 free tree removals job?

My house has some really old copper wire in the walls, you can have it all for free and turn your labor into dollars as long as you replace it with new wire while your at it.

Free sludge in my sewer line, must take it all and be a pro plumber with insurance and license.

 

[96coal449]

I'm leaving NY tomorrow .... anyone wanna go for a ride?

 

[CutHighnLetFly]

and they've been standing dead for a few years too? Some peoples kids, where do they get these ideas? Like there are tree guys just sitting around waiting for trees to die so they can get the precious firewood and get rich and fat from one big 10 free tree removals job?

My house has some really old copper wire in the walls, you can have it all for free and turn your labor into dollars as long as you replace it with new wire while your at it.

Free sludge in my sewer line, must take it all and be a pro plumber with insurance and license.

Hahahaha oh man that is awesome I could go on with this all day.

"Free high quality compost. Just harvest my grass with a lawn mower and catcher, as well as my leaves."

 

[96coal449]

Free top soil and clean fill. Most be removed from back yard before pool installation.

 

[TimBr]

Free top soil and clean fill. Most be removed from back yard before pool installation.

But you have to get the hole exactly right.

 

[Leroy]

Did anyone else send a text?

 

[JD3000]

I almost did...but my head eventually won out

 

[TimberJack]

Text her and ask to her to send pics... then when you receive the pics of the trees say "no silly not of the trees, pics of you" lmao!!!

 

[JeffGu]

Yes, naked tree/housewife pics. She needs to stand naked, next to the trees, so we have some perspective.

 

[JD3000]

That website should be up and running hopefully soon...

 

[DTS]

I'm leaving NY tomorrow .... anyone wanna go for a ride?

I'd go but heading out to do this one.

 

[Drumbo]

There are people around these parts that do that stuff...

And then the real tree dudes go out to do bids and the potential customer is like "you're gonna charge me, but you're getting alllllllllllllllll that wood for freeee!!???"

 

[JeffGu]

Does anybody else ever get that urge to just stop by while they're at work, fell the tree across the house, and leave?

 

[JD3000]

Or write obscenities in slow release fertilizer in their lawn?

 

[kiteflyingeek]

Or write obscenities in slow release fertilizer in their lawn?

That is CRAZY funny!!! Never thought about something like that. Doubt I'll ever do it but I like it.

--andrew

 

[JD3000]

If it's not slow release, trace over the fert area with chalk. Home owner will use water to wash it off...

 

[treebilly]

Put my graduation year in the high schools front lawn that way. Used a bit to high of nitrogen and it burnt out. Looked like we used round up. The next year it was the best spot in the lawn