<font color="yellow"> Daniel, I'm writing this in a special invisible ink font, set for only you to read . . . I have information, very sensitive stuff. I knew you would figure this all out! The others don't understand, but you got it. Dorner was a special agent, sent by us to infiltrate mainstream government orgs. We are a secret society of truth-seekers, bent on exposing things we find distasteful. Dorner was about to blow the whole lid off the donut/sprinkle thing, when they framed him. Even the "Manifesto" is planted . . . the real report is just a memo, Chris hated verbosity! (He once told me Jane Austen made him puke) Anyway, we now think the police commissioner is a mole from Randy's . . .
There is much more to know, but I am forced to go into deep cover, as my own report is bringing some heat. I've discovered paper cuts are not accidents. But I need money to finish this goddamned thing! You want the truth right? I'll PM you an address to send gold bullion . . . paper money isn't safe.
Also, I will post something derogatory, as usual, below; it will be the typical font, so the other readers don't suspect something when they see an empty post; disregard it, and await further instruction. You could make lieutenant before this is over.
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Nice sleuthing, Daniel! Keep looking into it, and you may find the second "f" in officer!